I've tried writing something all week but keep giving up, so I've figured out a solution - make chapters shorter. I was reading through some of the older murder mystery fics by Owen96 and Kaiimi and realised that I wanted to do one of these, and I'll make them shorter but that means there'll be more chapters and more detail in what happens. Hope you enjoy my attempt to get back to story writing :)

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Mario | Luigi | Yoshi | Toad | Bowser | Wario | Waluigi | Peach | Daisy | Birdo | Toadette | Wendy | Kamek

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Luigi and Daisy were sat in their living room, watching TV while waiting for Mario and Peach to come back from their date.

"They said they'd be back 10 minutes ago!" Luigi sighed, "What if something's happened?"

"You're like this every time someone goes out, they're probably just running a little late. Y'know, like the other 1000 times?" Daisy rolled her eyes. Suddenly, they heard something come through the door.

"That'll be the post." Luigi smiled, walking up to the door and taking out a letter.

"Who's it from?" Daisy asked.

"Wiggler." Luigi said, confused.

"Hmm... what would he want?" Daisy questioned.

"Not sure, I'll open it." Luigi shrugged.

"Give me THAT!" Daisy snapped, taking the letter off Luigi.

"Dear all,

You are all invited to my housewarming sleepover taking place this Saturday! I know it's short notice and all, with it being, like, Thursday, but I hope you can all make it!

Best wishes, Wiggler"

"Housewarming sleepover..." Luigi thought aloud, "And he got the day wrong... it's Friday..."

"How strange..." Daisy noted, "OH WELL, I WANNA COME!"

"Well, guess we're coming. Are Mario and Peach invited?" Luigi winked.

"Wait, how are we going to get ready for a sleepover TOMORROW?" Daisy asked.

Luigi looked at Daisy with a childish grin on his face, before they both said, "LET'S PACK!"

They darted up the stairs, just as Mario and Peach came into the house.

"Ewwww!" Peach squealed.

"Gross..." Mario sighed, "Ooh! A letter!"

Mario picked up the letter and read it out loud.

"We're definitely going to that..." Peach grinned.

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It was now Saturday morning, Yoshi and Birdo were all set to go to Wiggler's house early. They were going to have breakfast with him as Wiggler knew how much Yoshi liked... well, food.

"Hell yeah I like food!" Yoshi shouted.

"Yoshi, stop breaking the fourth wall." Birdo told.

"YOU DON'T CONTROL ME!" Yoshi kicked Birdo in the face.

Birdo rolled her eyes, "This is gonna be a fun day..."

"Anyway, let's go!" Yoshi grinned, dragging Birdo out the door.

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As Yoshi and Birdo approached the house, Birdo had almost had enough of Yoshi's antics and was considering throwing him into the road. But she didn't.

"OH MY GOD!" Yoshi suddenly screamed.

"What?" Birdo asked.

"POPCORN CART!" Yoshi darted towards a red and white striped car.

"Why the hell would someone do that?" Birdo rolled her eyes.

"OH MY GOD!" Yoshi screamed again.

"What now?" Birdo sighed.

"ICE CREAM STORE!" Yoshi darted towards an ice cream cone on the floor.

Birdo sighed again, "Why are you so crazy? Let's just get to Wiggler's house..."

"LET'S GO TO YO MOMMA'S ASS!" Yoshi punched Birdo in the face.

Birdo sighed yet again, before storming away from Yoshi and to Wiggler's house.

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As Birdo got closer to the house, she noticed a few drops of blood on the path.

"What's that?" Birdo asked, getting slightly worried, "Heh, maybe it's Yoshi."

She slowly walked up to the gate, and her jaw dropped at what she saw. Wiggler's dead body.

"AAAAH!" Birdo screamed, jumping over the gate to see if Wiggler was still alive.

No luck.

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Mario | Luigi | Yoshi | Toad | Bowser | Wario | Waluigi | Peach | Daisy | Birdo | Toadette | Wendy | Kamek

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Hope you enjoyed that chapter! Will probably do another few today :P