Edge of glory!
Logan, the fat hairy guy that kidnaped Raja and Carrrie once, was in the shower, singing his favorite song.
(Song starts)
Logan
I'm on the eeeeeeedge
Of gloryyyyyyy
And I'm hanging on a momment of truth
I'm. on the eeeeeeeedge
Of gloryyyyyyy
And I'm hanging on a momment of truth
I'm on the edge
The edge
The edge
The edge
The edge
The edge
THE ED...
(Song ends)
Carrie, the skunk/mongooose, Yanked the shower curtans back. Logan covered himself a litle with it. Carrie glared at him. "Really?" She asked. "Get out of our shower, freak boobs!" "Stop talking about my boobs!" Logan snapped. "They're beautiful! So leave me alone." Carrie rolled her eyes and closed the curtain.
Sunil
Vinnie crawled towards the bed that Sunil slept in. He poked his Back. "Sunil." He whispered. No response. He began to poke him ccontinuously. "Sunil. Sunil. Sunil. Sunil. Sunil. Sunil. Sunil. Sunil. Sunil. Sunil. Sunil. Sunil. Sunil. Sunil. Sunil. Sunil. Sunil. Sunil. Sunil. Sunil."
"WHAT?!" Sunil screamed in anger as he shot up and glared at Vinnie. Vinnie just stared at him. He suddenly poked his face and smiled. "Hi." Sunil twitched in anger. "Mommy help me!" Vinnie screamed as Sunil chased after him with a hammer in his paws.
Dance
It was a dark room. No lights, no nothing. Suddenly, colorful lazers zoomed all over the place. A huge white light came on. Zoe and Minka were wearing part dresses, make up, and jewelry.
(Song starts)
Zoe
call the doctor call c-call the doctor
That boy is a mother **** monster
Minka
call the doctor call c-call the doctor
That boy is a mother **** monster
(Pause)
Vinnie suddenly got on the dance floor. He was wearing his "Special" White dance suit. He began to tap dance.
Vinnie
Da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da
Yeah!
(Song ends)
Zoe knocks him in the back of the head, knocking him out. She stared in shock. She stared at Minka, who stared at her.
"HE'S SOOOOOO HEAVY!" Zoe screamed as she carried vinnie. "Come on!" Minka cheered. She helped zoe put Vinnie in a closet and they locked it. "Phew." Minka said. "I'm glad that's over." Zoe nodded and the two female pets walked away.
"Wha?" Vinnie said, waking up. "W-where am I?! Sunil! Pepper! Minka! Zoe! Russell! My beautiful baby- I- I mean Penny Ling! Help me! }'m stuck and I don't know where I am! I'm in a super sexy suit, but I'm stuck! Help me! Oh well. I'll just sing.
(Song starts)
Oh, Sunil
You're such a jerk
You act like a butt
Makes me hurt
Oh, Pepper
Your jokes really suck
You smell like crap
And that's why you stunk
oh, Minka
You're so annoying
Your hair makes no sense
When you walk on by, you leave everything a mess
Oh, Russell
Your quills are soooo sharp
They stab through my brain
You drive me insane
BUT ZOE!
YOU'RE THE WORSE! YOU SUCK LIKE BUTT
YOU'RE SUCH A MUTT
WHEN YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM IT SMELLS LIKE AN OLD LADY!
YOU'RE SO MEAN AND UGLY AND STUPID AND...
(Song ends)
Vinnie fell out of the closet. He smiled. "Finally." He said. His smile disappered as he looked up. All the pets stared at him in disbelief and anger. Vinnie whimpered. Zoe got a baseball bat and wacked him in the face as all the other pets began to beat him up. "MOMMY!" Vinnie screamed as fists began punching his face over and over again.
I'm so sexy
"Hey aunt Zoe." Raja said. "What is your talent?" "Being Sexy." "..."
Sorry, it was short. I didn't feel like writing so much. I hope I got some giggles out of ya! :D
Hope you enjoyed. Please tell me which one was youe favorite. bye!