Yoshi's new girlfriend.

One day the Mario Brothers were waiting for Yoshi in a café.

"This is where Yoshi said to meet him right?" Mario said to Luigi.

"Yep…."

Yoshi then appeared and then went over to the Mario Brothers table.

"Yoshi….Yosh…yoshi!" cried Yoshi.

Luigi frowned. "Yoshi we haven't perfected speaking Yoshi yet. Please speak English."

"Sorry." Yoshi replied in English. "Anyway thanks for meeting me here. I got myself a great girlfriend who I want to show you!"

Birdo then entered the café. She then got a bit nervous. "Eerrrrrr…..hi boys."

"Hello, Birdo." Luigi growled.

"You know each other?" Yoshi said to Luigi.

"Yes, I believe she was working for King Wart, and things didn't end too well for her there."

"Please….I assure you since you defeated King Wart. I've changed my ways…..honest!" Birdo cried to Luigi.

"Uh…huh…." Said Mario.

"O.K so she once worked for an evil fat frog. I assure she's been very sweet to me." Yoshi said to the Mario Brothers. "People can change. Give her a chance."

"Even if she's not evil anymore, I still don't think she's your type." Luigi replied

"And why is that?" Yoshi asked.

"She's really a he. Birdo is male, Yoshi." Mario said.

"Okay, now you guys are pulling my leg….." Yoshi growled.

"No it's true, in the Super Mario Bros 2 manual…." Said Mario.

"LA! LA! LA! LA! I AM NOT LISTENING!" Yoshi put his hands over his ears. "C'mon Birdo…let's leave these moronic idiots, alone."

Back at Birdo's house…they had just had a nice romantic evening and were about to have some "fun" in bed.

Then out came a scream.

"YOU HAVE A PENIS ! ? "

Yoshi then ran outside Birdo's house. He then turned and vomited violently onto the ground.

Birdo then came outside "I thought you knew!"

Yoshi continued vomiting. He then stopped and said. "Why would you think I would date a transvestite!?"

"Well your gender is a bit unclear, you're a male and you lay eggs." Birdo replied.

Yoshi continued vomiting. Then said "Don't talk to me! We're through!" He then ran off screaming.

Birdo sighed. She…..He heard Yoshi scream. "They warned me! They really tried to warn me!"

"Transphobic asshole." Birdo thought, not noticing the irony that Yoshi's gender was unclear itself.

THE END.

Just so you know, I have nothing against transgenders. But I will say that sex change operations are a scam and you shouldn't go for them, they don't really change your gender, you become a man with a mutilated penis as said by Mrs Garrison in that South Park episode.

Accept your gayness and come out the closet! The same goes for lesbians! There's no such thing as a girl trapped in a boy's body! Or the other way round! We're all a little gay! ACCEPT ! ! !

Metrosexuals are fine too