Cupid, just hit me with that stupid arrow already. / valentines day themed short-multichap

a/n: so I prewrote some of this story and I'm not gonna lie, this is kind of the derpiest shit I have ever written

oops don't get your hopes up sorry

Like a Virgin

trailer

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Meet

The virgin;

Hello, nice to meet you, I'm Massie; virgin extraordinaire.

The player;

I don't know what his name is. But he's veryvery yummy, what with his dark mop of hair, his heart-melting mismatched eyes, his endearing smile...

The best friend;

"Mass, I think you need to hear this. GET OVER YOURSELF ALREADY. All better?"

"Much better. Thanks for being a true friend."

"My pleasure."

The other best friend;

"Why did you have to go and do that to me, Derrick?"

"Because I care about you. I mean, not in that way. Unless you want me to care about you in that way-I mean, I don't but I do-ah, I'll just shut up now."

The one that no one likes;

"GET OUT TODD!"

"Nope."

and The headmistress/stepmother;

"So.You know how I feel about love letters. And there's a rumor about love notes being passed around school. Is this true?"

We all point at each other. "It was them!"

"Detention for all of you then."

"You suck piss."

"What?

"What?"

One girl's quest to lose her virginity;

Wow. This whole virginity thing has totally taken a toll on my social life.

And one boy's quest to take it;

"I'm going to get laid by this chick whether you like it or not, Harrington. Personally, I'm not one for brunettes but she'll do. Literally because I'm doing her. Get it?"

But who will win her heart?

"I actually kind of like you a little bit...maybe, possibly-I don't know."

"Oh...you mean that?"

"No I just totally fumbled over those words for nothing-yes I mean it."

one fucking stupid love story

Like a Virgin

coming soon to a screen near you