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Panting hard, I ignore the throbbing in my thighs and calfs. I sigh loudly as I look at the shinning moon. I hate my fucking luck.
"Takao, stop complaining. You lost the coin toss. It's only fair that you pull the cart," Miyaji snickers from the cart.
"I know! I know!" I bite out as I climb the narrow mountain path. At least it's only Miyaji and Midorima's bottoms I have to carry, but still... It's a fucking mountain!
The three of us could have climbed the mountain with the rest, but god forbid if Shin-chan's finger nails would have chipped or he had dropped his lucky Midorima nutcracker down the side of the mountain. I swear to god that these lucky items are getting weirder by the day. I don't know if Midorima is joking with us or not.
I don't mind helping Shin-chan out, but I'm going to fucking die before this camp even starts.
Oh yeah. We're doing this basketball camp that some of the coaches put together. All of the Generation of Miracles and the Uncrowned Kings' teams will be here. Well a little bit of each team hence only the three of us going. It's going to be really interesting to be in the presence of all of them for a whole month.
To say that I'm looking forward to this is the understatement of the year! I get to spend more time with my Shin-chan!
The problem is that we're so fucking late. We should have been there five minutes ago and I'm now only seeing the building. I had to take the long path so I could carry these two up here instead of climbing straight to the campsite... Or campus! This place is huge!
A high tech training facility shone brightly as if to flaunt its brilliance. I'm so looking forward to this! This just screams amazing cooking!
I snicker a little as I pull my cart up to a reserved parking space for our cart. These coaches have a great sense of humor. I hope they can forgive our tardiness.
Finally getting off the bike, my legs collapse under the pressure of standing. "Fuck, I'm exhausted!" I whine as I tremble to the ground.
I give Midorima a sheepish grin as he helps me up and to the building. "You're annoying."
"Whatever you say, Shin-chan."
We hesitantly look around the huge lobby. "Where the fuck are we supposed to go?" Miyaji asks rhetorically as we look down the many halls branching out of the lobby which was impressive in its self.
There was five flat screens all in different places to signify their purpose. One was behind the front desk with schedules and the many features of the training resort flashing across in a slide show. Three of them were set up in a lounge areas with many couches and chairs surrounding them. One has an xbox attached to it while the others have news channels playing on them. The last one is turned off and is placed next to a door to what looks like a conference room. The huge glass window to the room shows many papers and scribbles across the white board.
"They said the lobby, right?" Midorima confirms hesitantly as he looks around the empty room.
We both nod in agreement and decide to take a seat. "We're early anyway," Miyaji sighs as a smirk dances at the corners of his mouth.
"What the fuck are you talking about? The time was eight, but it's already ten minutes past. We're late," I growl as a creeping suspicion looms over me.
"Oh, did I not tell you? I got a text from coach that it was dropped back thirty minutes so we're early. Ha ha, how's it to be at the short end of the joke?"
"Miyaji, I swear to Shin-chan's luck that I will murder you," I snarl as I get up with trembling legs.
"Ah, I would run Miyaji. My luck is a pretty big thing to swear on," Midorima warns with a straight face as he unwraps his bandages to check on his fingers.
We both stop to look at Midorima only for me to burst out laughing. "Give me a pineapple..." Miyaji trails off as he glares at Midorima for making such a stupid remark. Midorima can be so funny at times.
"You need to find something else to throw. No one ever has a pineapple," I comment as I finally get a hold of my laughter. We all jump slightly, though Midorima denies that he ever did, as the doors burst open.
"Welcome all to this amazing camp. Prepare to become the best- where the fuck are all the children?" A blonde woman asks as she zeros in on just the three of us. Wow, those tits are huge!
"It's like my students to be on time. Thanks a lot for keeping those two on track, Miyaji," coach nods sternly as he mentally cheers for his mini victory.
"It was hard, but I managed alrighty."
Shut the fuck up you slimy bastard. You made me work so hard!
"How are 27 out of 30 of them late?" Coach Aida asks as he rubs his stubble. "I guess they still have five minutes, but-"
We all definitely jump this time as the doors burst open as Kagami and Aomine rush in. "I definitely got here first!" Aomine declares with a wild pant as he collapses on the ground.
I suppress a laugh as I watch a flustered Kagami as he tries to get out of the hug from the blonde woman who he just accidentally tackled to the floor. "Taiga, I missed you so much! Give me a kiss!" She exclaims as she forces him into a kiss. What the fuck?
My amusement kicks in once again as the others stroll in to witness this interesting display along with a very green eyed Kuroko who snatches Kagami away from the smiling woman.
"Midorimacchi, you should have seen this race! It was monstrous! Kagamicchi took Kurokocchi on his back after he got tired, so Aominecchi took Sakurai on his back to make it fair," Kise explains with hand notions that made no sense at all. It made it that much more interesting.
"Why aren't they on their backs now?" Midorima asks skeptically as he eyes a pouting Kuroko and Sakurai. Yeah, that's a great point. Way to go Shin-chan!
"Uh, well... They kind of dumped them once they got over the edge. That didn't really please them..." Kise trails off as he scratches the back of his head.
I couldn't help but burst out laughing. This month will be way better than what I originally thought. Good thing I brought my camera. I quickly take a snapshot of the panting monsters and then a picture of the pouting cuties.
Smirking devilishly, I cannon ball on top of Midorima's and Miyaji's laps and take a quick photo of them screaming at me before they push me off. I give them a teasing wink as their yells are interrupted by the blonde woman yelling over the crowd... Through a microphone.
"Huddle up my little kiddies! I'm Alexandra Garcia but call me Alex. I taught Taiga and Tatsuya in America. We'll be announcing a couple of things before we let you unpack at your dorms. We also have a couple of surprise basketball players to join us. They may be new to some of you, but at least a couple of you will know one or the other."
I look up curiously as three males walk into the room from one of the side halls with Riko as an escort. They were here the whole time? Hmmm... I don't know any of them. They look interesting.
"These first two are from the Teiko middle school team who played along the Generation of Miracles. This cutie here is Nijimura and the other cutie is Haizaki," Alex introduces with a stupid grin as she points to a black haired kid and then to a white haired kid. Okay... That's interesting.
Looking towards Midorima, I see no visible difference in his face. I guess no one really interests Midorima for him to have an opinion. Well, I guess he thinks I'm annoying...
"I'm sure most of you don't know this last boy. His name is Ogiwara. He's a childhood friend of Kuroko. It took lots and lots to convince him to come here for this camp. Please treat him kindly."
Kuroko has a childhood friend? That's kind of a surprise. Along with everyone else, I look at the always emotionless Kuroko and then to the orange haired mystery.
After the three players were introduced, we all settle on a couch or chair and look towards the conference room where the five coaches, Aida, Alexandra, Harasawa, Araki, and Nakatani and the two managers, Riko and Momoi, stand. Coach Harasawa, Katsunori takes the mic next.
"During this camp, you will be put into a team of six. There will be five teams and each team will have a coach. Each team was picked by a draft, but we did consider position so it would work out smoothly. A coach had a max of two players from their original team to have, but being that two of the coaches are not actually coaches for these teams, it was easy. Anyway, you will be sharing a dorm with this team for the whole month so do get along.
I will start by announcing my team and then we will leave to go to our dorms and unpack. Each team will then end the night with a team bonding activity chosen by each coach," the Touou coach pauses before revealing his team of six. "We are team fire and our team consists of Aomine, Kise, Izuki, Koganei, Fukui, and Miyaji. Grab your things and lets get going. You'll get a list of the other teams as you unpack."
I give Miyaji a thumbs up as he gets up to face his fate. Glaring at me, he passes us, but not without missing a chance to kick me in the shin. I sigh as I look at Shin-chan. There's no way we'll be on the same team. Damn, I was really looking forward to sharing a dorm with him.
The black haired woman known as Yosen's coach Araki, Masako, walks up and takes the mic. She fixes her cold gaze upon the crowd as if analyzing everyone's weakness. "Good evening. My name is Coach Araki. I will be in charge of the water team which consists of Kuroko, Hanamiya, Ogiwara, Hyuuga, Nijimura, and Kasamatsu. Please follow me."
I feel bad for poor Kuroko. He has to deal with Hanamiya. Or maybe I should feel bad for Hanamiya. I wouldn't want to be on Kuroko's bad side. I guess Kuroko has his childhood friend and his Captain. That's pretty comforting.
I smile lightly as my coach steps up and takes the mic. I barely conceal my laugh as I think of his nickname. Ma-boy. I totally forgot to call him that. I'll need to do that later.
"My name is Coach Nakatani and I coach at Shutoku. I am the coach of the earth team. The team is as the following: Murasakibara, Imayoshi, Sakurai, Mibuchi, Mayuzumi, and Himuro. Let's go."
Aw, I kind of want to be on his team. It's so much fun teasing him. Wait, he didn't pick any of his students? That's so insulting! Looking over at Midorima, I could see this also crossed his mind as he closes his eyes in frustration. Wait, we might actually have a chance. There's only two teams left!
The busty blonde skips to the front and twirls the cord around her finger as she smiles to the remaining twelve. I want to be on her team so much! She seems like my kind of coach. She actually seems fun.
"Heyooooo! I am Alexandra Garcia as I had announced earlier. I will be the coach of team heaven. Anyway, I have my dear Taiga, Akashi, Mitobe, Furihata, Moriyama, and Hara. Let's get settled down and learn our deepest, darkest secrets!"
I watch the energy drain out of all of them (except for Akashi of course) as they watch Alex march down the hall with a silly grin. Wait, Shin-chan and I are on the same team! This is the best!
The rest of us, Midorima, Wakamatsu, Hayama, Haizaki, Teppei and I huddle up in front of the last coach who gives us a yawn before trudging down the hall. I wonder what kind of coach Coach Aida is.
Running ahead of everyone, I quickly take a photo of my new team. I grin at them as I receive many glares. Hayama lights up as he runs up to me. "Hey hey, let me see the photo. I wanna see it! You're Takao, right? I'm Hayama from Rakuzen. I remember you guys from the winter cup. Do you remember me? You guys played a nice game. I look forward to playing with you. You seem like loads of fun. Let's have tons of fun," the over energetic Hayama exclaims as he takes my camera.
I thought I had lots of energy. I'm so exhausted. I don't know if I can handle him right now. "Will you two shut the fuck up? It's late and you're annoying me," Wakamatsu growls as he bares his teeth at us.
"Aw, I wasn't even looking at the camera. Let's take another one, Takao," Hayama proclaims as he wraps his arm around my shoulders shocking me as the flash blinds me. "Ha ha ha, you look funny when-"
We both scream as we lurch forward from Midorima kicking me and Wakamatsu kicking Hayama. I wink at them as I ignore the throbbing in my bottom. "I know you love us, but try to refrain from touching our asses," I snicker as I walk backwards so I can give them an air kiss.
"Will you guys knock it off? I would like six players by the time tomorrow morning rolls around," coach Aida sighs as he unlocks a door with a swipe of a card.
When he turns on the light, I swear I could see a little glimpse of heaven. Running down the hall, I stop to take in the living room. There is a huge glass window across the wall over-looking the mountains with an awesome porch to enjoy it. Inside the room, there is a full circle couch that goes into the floor so the top of the backrest goes level with the rest of the floor. There is also a table in the middle of the underground couch. To the left of that is another couch set and a couple bean bag chairs facing a huge flat screen tv. To the right of the circle couch is a long dinning table. I already passed what I assume to be three bedrooms, a bathroom and a kitchen.
"This is amazing!" I cheer as I bomb one of the bean bag chairs. Oh my god, this is so awesome. Everything is just blowing my expectations out of the water.
"Okay okay. Before you guys do anything, we'll be picking rooms. I didn't want to be the one to pick who you room with. You don't truly know anyone until you room with them. I didn't want to pick your teammates and your roommates so pick a piece of paper and go to the room that coordinates with the number."
Feeling my heart pump through my veins, I pick my piece of paper and hope that my luck hasn't ran out from just having Shin-chan as a teammate. I quickly peer over to Shin-chan's paper after reading the number one on my own and then on his. My luck is still in the game!
"Shin-chan, let's have the best- mmph" I stop as Shin-chan grabs my face and pushes me way. "Stop being a tsundere, you'll only make me want you more," I joke as I follow him into our room.
I'm a little disappointed to see two beds in our room. "Awww, I was looking forward to some cuddling," I whine as I set my bags on one of the beds. I kind of expect the punch to the head.
"Let's just get this team bonding activity over with and go to bed," Midorima grumbles as he picks up his Midorima nutcracker once again and heads to the living room without waiting for me. He so wants me.
"I didn't see you as someone who would want to participate in the team bonding activity," I pipe in as I follow him to the living room. I gasp as I run into him as he stops.
"We have a choice?"
"No, sit down," coach demands as he takes the three steps down into the circle couch.
I pat Midorima on the back as we follow coach and sit down next to each other. Hayama rushes down the stairs almost toppling over the table and into coach, but he manages to sit down safely. Wakamatsu follows after with a grumble that sounds a little like, 'I can't believe I have to room with this mother fucker.'
We all turn towards the hallway when there is a crashing noise. I burst out laughing as Teppei walks towards us... With a thrashing Haizaki slung over his shoulder. I think Haizaki has the record for saying as many insults as one can in under ten seconds.
Haizaki growls as he is set down between Teppei and Wakamatsu. "Don't you ever dare man handle me ever again. Got it?"
"What are we starting with coach?" Teppei asks ignoring the threatening presence sitting right next to him. Instead he pats the coaches' head with a stupid grin.
"Guys, let's get along. You'll all be living with each other for a month," coach scolds as he rubs his stubble. "Now we'll start by playing a couple rounds of 'Most likely to...' We all put down something that someone can do or be and put it in a bowl and then we pick a random one. We then put down a name and put it back in the middle and then choose again to read."
I hear a couple grumbles, but my grin stretches wide. I will reveal Shin-chan's deepest darkest secrets as best as I can. Mawhahaha.
"Before we start, I've got to ask. Why do you carry around a nutcracker of yourself?" Wakamatsu asks skeptically eyeing the contraption.
"As you know, I never miss a shot because of my amazing skill, but to further better my chances I have to carry around a lucky item according to my my sign, cancer. Today it is a nutcracker dressed as oneself... What sign are you? Sagittarius?"
"Yeah, how did you know?"
Midorima says nothing, but just gives a nod with his eyes closed. I guess cancer and Sagittarius don't get a long very well. That's amusing.
"Anyway... Pick up a piece of paper and start writing. Don't do anything stupid or mean, please," coach pleads as he takes the first piece of paper.
Smirking, I peer over at Shin-chan. I can't wait to mess with him. I quickly scribble something down, fold it and toss it on the table. I watch as Hayama sticks out his tongue as he writes down a very long response. He cracks me up.
Once everyone puts one in the middle, I dive in and pick a random one. Let's see here. 'Most likely to slap Alexandra's ass'. Oh my god, who put this down? Hayama didn't cause he had a really long one. It doesn't matter. Who do I see tapping that ass? Haizaki? I could see that.
I snicker as I throw the folded piece of paper on it. I took the longest to write down a name so we all immediately take a new one. Opening up my piece of paper, I double over laughing. This is too great.
"We'll start with Takao since he can't contain himself from laughing. Please do share with the rest of us," coach requests with a smile of his own dancing on his lips.
"Okay okay. Um, so Hayama is most likely to eat a pineapple that was thrown at his head by Miyaji. I wonder who wrote that one?" I ask rhetorically as I point my gaze to the tsundere next to me. I can't believe he actually has a sense of humor. This is great!
"I guess I'm next," Midorima decides without reacting to my accusation. "Coach is most likely to steal his friends crush and marry her."
"How did you guys know?" Coach responds with wide eyes. Is he pulling our leg or not? Everyone chooses to ignore him in favor of looking at Wakamatsu.
He takes a second to chew his lip to contain his smile as he reads over his piece of paper. "Okay, so Haizaki is most likely to slap Alexandra's ass."
"What the fuck? No I'm not!" Haizaki growls with an obvious blush on his cheeks. I roll my eyes at him, but inside I'm dying. He so would. "Midorima is most likely to carry a condem in his wallet-"
"Takao, what the hell? Why would you write that? It was my lucky item once! Once!" Midorima growls as he grabs me by the shirt. I put up my hands in defense, but my smile gives my whole act away.
"Ha ha, I only put down the prompt! I didn't actually think someone would put you down. This is priceless!" I reason as I try to control my laughter. I feel accomplished as smiles grace almost everyone's lips.
"Did you get lucky, Midorima?" Haizaki infers with a light smirk as rushes his hand through his spiky white hair.
"Of course he did. I couldn't resist myself knowing he had one on hand," I purr before putting a hard kiss on his cheek.
"Takao, get off of me! You're so annoying sometimes," Midorima growls as he pushes me off to look at Haizaki. "If you are inquiring if I made all my shots that day, I did. It may have been embarrassing for Takao to announce it to the whole team, but it did not fail me." He nods with his glasses shinning.
We all sweat drop at Midorima's innocence. Or maybe it's ignorance?
"I wanna go next! Me, it's my turn! I have a really funny one," Hayama squeals jumping in his seat with the energy of the energizer bunny. "It's my turn, isn't it?"
"Hayama, shut the fuck up. It's Teppei's turn and then it's coaches' turn and then it's your turn. Got it?" Wakamatsu clears up with a pointed glare at the bouncing blonde boy.
"Sorry, Hayama. I'll be quick. So Midorima is most likely to be a tree in a movie where it is a setting without trees and then end up helping the hero by being there and stopping the evil guy cause he ran into the tree."
Everyone looks at Hayama as he cracks up. He is such a crazy fuck. Midorima makes no face other than raising his eyebrow. I smile a little as I imagine Midorima doing this. That's so fucking weird.
"Okay... So I have that Takao is most likely to put laxatives in his teachers coffee so he doesn't have to present a project," coach says with a stern look my way.
I crack up at this new idea. "I'll keep that in mind the next time I forget something."
"It's my turn now, right? Okay awesome. So I have a really funny one. So here it goes. Teppei is most likely to wear panties. Teppei would you do that? That would be so funny, right? Right?
"Ha ha, maybe. I'll have to ask if Hyuuga likes that kind of thing," Teppei laughs with his silly grin in place as the rest of us burst out laughing. I think everyone is wondering if he's joking or not.
~Later that night~
Teppei smiles to himself as he takes out his cell phone from his bag.
Message sent to: Hyuuga, Junpei
Do you think I would look sexy in panties?
He sets down the phone as he starts to put away his Seirin jacket when his phone starts to ring. Haizaki growls from his bed as he takes off shoes. He throws one of them at Teppei.
"Shut that damn thing up!"
Teppei gives him a smile as he opens the phone to talk to Hyuuga.
[WHAT THE HELL? Why would you send me such a thing? My roommate is looking at me weirdly!]
"Ha ha, I'm sorry. I just had to ask because of a game we were playing earlier. I was chosen as most likely to wear panties so I wanted to know if you were into that kind of thing-"
[Just stop talking! Just fucking stop saying panties! Eh- Kuroko it's not what you think! Teppei is the perverted one! Wait, Kuroko! Eh...]
"Aw, I'm sorry Hyuuga. So do you think I would look sexy in- eh? Hyuuga, are you there? Hyuuga?"
Teppei looks at his phone only to smile at the call ended message.
"I would take that as a yes," Haizaki pipes in with a smirk as he gets under his covers.
"I thought so too."
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