noice fic! a little tip: make sure to keep tenses consistent. it seems like your writing is in the past tense, but there are a couple bits where a present tense word worms its way in. i usually avoid making mistakes by thinking "am i retelling the story or am i experiencing it as it goes?"
other than that, great job!

*dies of JohnLock overload*

My god I loved this! And the Buy with Lestrade at the end was so funny

I wouldn't worry about the name thing I barely noticed it. But I like it :) it was fun to read.

Loved it! Thank you!