XD LOVE IT

I love this so much, but I'm a little disappointed that it's so short. Honestly, I would love it if you continued this story and showed more about Sherlock dealing with this injury and such.

Still, great story!

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"I don't break things that often," Sherlock protested.

John raised his eyebrows. He held up a hand and began ticking fingers off as he spoke.

"Scaphoid. Tibia and fibula. Radius. Collar bone. Multiple ribs. Need I go on?" he asked Sherlock, who only scowled at him even more.

"Fine. Stop rubbing it in. It's hardly my fault though."

"Partially. It's not like you drink enough milk. Bones are probably brittle," he muttered. "And did I mention the stupidly jumping off things?"

Thankfully, Sherlock was rescued from the rest of John's rant by the doctor.

"Am I interrupting something?" he asked, knowing full well he was.

"Not at all," Sherlock growled.

He raised an eyebrow, but didn't comment. "How are you doing Mr Holmes?" he asked.

"Fine. Completely fine. I don't even know why I'm here."

John look appalled. "Sherlock, you couldn't bloody walk. You're lucky I didn't call an ambulance. Stupid prat," he muttered.

Man, I nearly fell off the chair when I read this. I was laughing so hard! D
I must say, well

Hehe, I was already laughing so hard when I read the prompt:) And you did a great job with the prompt: the characters (stroppy Sherlock plus long-suffering John) are spot-on and the story itself entertaining, funny and adorable!

will there be more? I love injured/sick!Sherlock!
but poor John having to take care of him..

No comments from Mrs Hudson? After all, she has her bad hip too.

omg this is great. Fantastic job.

Lol great story! :)

Her her, fantastic, I loved how you started and ended this. Typical of Sherlock to miss both dumpster and criminal, then wind up landing on his hip! XD Although having broken my shin, I really sympathise with the not being able to move! :S Brilliantly written and made me chuckle - keep up the awesomesauce work, have a great day and DFTBA! :)

OUCH! Poor Sherlock and poor JOhn having to take care of him!

That was really cute:)

Poor Sherlock! But I pity John even more :p

Loved this story, thank you :)