Alternative name of this fanfic: The Author That Died More Than Lancer

I fried my brain trying to read this. Not in a good way. Not at all...

R u gg to finish thjs fic? Cos its hilarious and awesome plsss updatee

So funny and epic. Now I want to see a fate stay night were Shirou dose go into Touhou as Utsuho Reiuji.

...welp, Okuu "Sunbird" wins.

Illya Flandere Team, the scary factor is over 9000

...Crow print? You put crow print on a raven? What kind of lunatic are you?!

Anyways, I don't really have anything to add. ...Ahh, I imagine that things were very interesting after one of them was given the berserker pack! It kinda... makes you go berserk! You can punch holes through a cyber daemon!

A fine chapter, really. I enjoyed the unexpected game show. I was expecting actual battles at first, but was pleasantly surprised to find all manner of contests awaiting! Had I know it would have been like that, I would have read the chapter sooner... I wasn't looking forward to a chapter of nothing but battle. But this? This I could take! This I could love to read!

FLAGARACH!

Here, have a berserker pack! That heals you, right? ...Even if it sends you into a punchin' mad rage. And I want you to die by nerf gunshots. That's what you get for twisting my arm! That hurt, you know! Also, my, what a twist! Shiro is Archer! I never saw that one coming, but it does kinda make sense.

Well, that was a nice change of pace! That battle had plenty of oomph! I like that, these days. Anyways, sorry I went so long without reading your stuff! I've been putting it off for quite some time, I'll admit.

That was a cute little chapter. I enjoyed the battle between good and evil that was won by evil. Such a funny way to go off of the beaten path that is the underdog winning 'and' evil losing. Good job with that.

You seem to have much confusion in the usage of words like "live" and "life". Is English a second language by any chance? Also, I'm really enjoying the Yukari Vs. ...Uhh... whatever his name was. It's quite entertaining. And it was especially interesting when Gensoukyou blew up! ...Again, sorta, but not quite. Yeah, that was a great move.

Heh, this is a really amusing story. I really enjoy all of the jokes, even if I'm sure I don't quite get some of them. In the right way, anyways. Still funny, though. Hilarious to see all of the various things being used, honestly. Although, I have to wonder, couldn't Sakuya have worked as archer? Unlimited blades, and such...

a duel between Zel and Yukari, this is the only way for them to duke it out XD