LOL, loved it! When's the next installment?

This is great! What a funny idea. I find myself saying this quite a lot for this companion, but poor Peri!

Try "Taking out the trash". You can get the usual overheard dialogue that sounds dirty, along the lines of "shove it in" and "it's too big, it won't fit".

He wears shorts?

I kind of figured him for going commando, out of all of them.

Well, him and 8 would go commando; the others would wear undies.

Three would wear tightie whities, Four would wear boxers with choo-choo trains, Five would have sports themed boy leg shorts; Seven would have obnoxious question marks on a lurid green background, Nine would wear a thong, Ten would be in a pair of Haynes underwear, and Eleven would be wearing shorts with bow ties.

One and Two would wear old man's underpants.

ROFL!

HA!