Disgustingly weird but hot and erotic

Lol, the first time I read this fic, I didn't see that it's meant as a parody and thought it was just a really shitty smut fic. It still is, but god, it's good to know it was in good fun. (More like bad fun, but, well, you know what I mean).

This is really disgusting. Seriously, why would you write stuff like the fish bit or the sewage smell? Why tell us that she 'hadn't pooped for ages', It's not pleasant. Anyway, some of it was OK, but that sick stuff, what does it add? Also, proof read please, there was one bit where you were using an ascending tricholon, but you misspellt the last bit which really messed it up.

"Holy shit, are you hiding a rotten bass down here?"
If someone said that to me in the middle of sex I would probably kick them in the face.

Make a video!

Oh my god this is actually disgusting.