HAHAHA : "forceful cum spurta"

Limerick check my dick, or I'll umph 'de a solstice an' forza.

Or some such. :D :D :D

Kudos, Unseen

Wow, that was certainly... different... but... in this crazy way really hilarious :D at the point of "Charlsie", "momentsie" and "Hagridsie" I had to smile; when you offhandedly threw in the "The rhymes may seem forced" I began to snigger. Then came the end, and I had to laugh. The style and especially punctuation was a bit difficult to follow at first, but well, I could ignore that because the rest was great. Thumbs up! :)