Clearly Charlie hasn't thought very far ahead. Abstaining before marriage just means getting married earlier. Lol.

Excellent. Someone finally pointed out that the wolves are not mated for life. If they were there would have been no 3rd wife or Embry.

Holy mother of fucking Jesus. Your killing me leaving this story off on THAT note. God fucking damn. I need to go text my husband to get home...

Bella changed her tune awfully fast. Sad that just because she thinks hes hot that she lets him treat her like shit. All his wishy washy bullshit about not wanting to be friends would have turned me off him and when I said that I agreed that they shouldn't be friends, unlike Bella I meant it.

Ive honestly has enough of Edward. Sure Bella said that she agreed that they shouldn't be friends, but she didn't mean it. Id write him off cause hes a fucking little drama queen.

with the way this started I didn't think you take parts of twilight word for word ….that sucked. Also some of your grammar needs attention. There are some issues. Like, "don't WAIT your time. . . " should be "WASTE" not wait.

I really really loved this

you were switching povs

Can’t wait for more!

good one, swing by the homeless shelter!

since bella's already drunk why doesn't she just tell them both to fuck off?

i tried on a thong once and it sucked. but then again i'm so old i wore what was called a "sanitary belt" with a pad which was all there was back in "the olden days". same thing really, constantly digging it out of your butt!

cock hungry sluts? i would have called them both cum dumpsters!

ha! lauren puking in class in front of edward was hilarious.

the cullens should have just killed them all.