This is hilarious! Thank you!

hahaha this is hilarious!

Nice little oneshot!

The idea of Sherlock keeping a giant sabre with all the other cutlery is just so hilarious to me; but so Sherlock, too. I also like the implication of him getting it in relation to the Jaria diamond, but how that could also be a joke too.

Keep up the great work!

Hehe, well done! It's just so Sherlock to store a sabre with the other knives. Pretty impressing if John cut up the veggies with it ;-)
From one German writer to the other: keep it up! This was the first of your stories I have read, but I'm sure it won't be the last. I know what taking up the challenge of writing in English means, but it's worth it - you learn incredibly well with it.
Viele Grüße und weiter so!