Oh god, this story's hilarious. Oh man, Jerry Seinfeld should have put this on t.v! I love it when George says " Mister Seinfeld... don't make George angry! You wouldn't like George when he's angry!" I also like it when Newman quotes the Penguin for Batman returns. Keep writing.

Great story! Brilliant! Just like an episode! I can't believe this has no reviews so far! Love the scene of Jerry running out of date with a hot girl to meet Bob, Kramer hooking up with his girlfriend and Jerry and Elaine meeting in the park during a robbery! My favorite qutes:
Kramer; Well yeah, sure you did! You arranged it! He used a pseudonym and you guys had one date-
Jerry; You just described her entire dating life!
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George (smugly); Sudoku not su easy, Elaine?
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George (starring daggers at Jerry); Mr. Seinfeld... don't make George angry! You wouldn't like George when he's angry!
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Liza looks about, indifferent, checking her nails and looking rich and bored. (Great description :)
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The saleswoman expertly fishes through the book on the table of discontinued books, and produces the one George was holding.
Saleswoman; Was this your book?
George (innocently); My? What? Nope. Don't think so. I had... (George flushes through the books and picks up one randomly) this one!
Saleswoman(checking the title); Hurray, I'm
Gay! 25 fabulous ways to tell your parents!"
George throws the book away, completely embarassed.
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Bania; Howabout a little help here, Jer? I know karate, but this guy doesn't believe me!
Jerry; Actually, nobody does at the comedy club.
Bania; Really? That sucks. Cuz' I'm good! (Directly to the robber.) Really good!
And I love the funny moments outside the Monk's cafe! Really, You're a genius! Your stories are the reason why Seinfeld should get back on air! Awesome!