Wrex is a total ladykiller, agreed.

—-

"I have no idea what the hell I'm seeing." Ashley Williams stares out at the area before them. She turns her head when she hears John and Jane walk up to the group. "Where the hell do we find Saren in this mess?"

Liara holds back a laugh. "Its just a mall."

"It's a travesty is what it is."Garrus blushes when a group of teens gathered around a coffee shop start staring at him lustily. One human male, barely an adult, licks his lips lustily, which makes Kaidan chuckle.

—

Lol oh garrus, you magnet. ;)

Night tournament? Ooooh Noveria.

And a none human run jaeger? Oh, she’s the one that gets killed by Thane later!

The next morning, Tali slowly blinks awake. She moans just a bit, tightening her hold on the warm pillow before her, firm, yet yielding. Better than the harsh wall just behind her. She yawns, slowly blinking awake. She stares at Johns face in front of her, smiling at how cute he looks while sleepi-

Her brain comes to a stop, eyes widening as she stares at John, her arms still circled around him. The Vanguard mutters in his sleep, wrapping his own arms around her, holding her close. Then another arm appears from behind her, massive as it encircles both of them. Tali snaps her head up to see Wrex yawn, stretching just a bit.

"What, what, what, what," The Quarian teen sputters, shocked by the situation as a whole. A flash fills the room, and out of the corner of her eye she sees Jane with her omni-tool out, grinning as she looks down at the three of them.

"Sleep well?" Jane says impishly.

—

Oh Lordy, I’ve seen things on the internet. But not this theeesome. Lol not that it was one, but oh lord.

—-

Oooh Novartis, wonder who that was?

Oh my, not just Saren and Benezia?
Lol kaidan I’ll at idea of Zaeed and Ashely. Lol

—-

John smiles as Jane, Tali, and Kaidan walk towards him. Garrus and Wrex stand on either side of him, each with grins to match his own.

"So. What have we learned?" John asks.

"That Asari tend to be good kissers." Jane replies with a grin.

"Good. I hope you learned your lesson." Garrus says simply. John gives him a smirk, before turning back to Jane.

"You realize that if we hadn't saved this city, you three would have been in jail a whole lot longer?" He tells the three troublemakers.

"Sorry." Tali says glumly. She hiccups, blushing a bit as she drunkenly runs her eyes up and down John's frame. Love a man in uniform.

—-

Oh those three.

Yeah, that! You need to have a good time my sista!" Jane chugs back her bottle, throwing it behind her. The sound of someone yelping comes from the same direction, but she ignores it. "You won't be able to get with my brother if you don't have a good time."

"W-What!?" Tali squeks, suddenly wishing she'd gone with Liara and Mordin.

"Ah, come on. If you don't get it on first, someone else will get there. You can't wait until the second game to open yourself up as a romance option." Jane says boisteroisuly.

"I don't, wait what?" Tali replies, her embarrassment replaced with confusion.

"It means you can't wait until the last second! You need to take your chances. For example," Jane points to a group of Asari woman. They had been sitting in a booth for awhile, staring at the three of them and giggling inanely. While most were staring Jane specutively, one was eyeing Kaidan hungrily, while two seemed to find Tali attractive. "If I get into a fight today. I am going to makeout with one of those girls."

Tali blinks, cocking her head to the side. "Why?"

"Because why not? Life is sweet and I love it." Jane grins. "I've got my brother, my ship, my crew, and my friends, and most importantly, my kickass Jaeger. Some guy is out to take my head off, and I'm gonna kick his ass with all of the aforementioned things-"

"You couldn't say dextro, but you can say aforementioned?" Kaidan interrupts, grinning as he watches Jane talk

—

Lol love this all!

"How does something get that big?" Garrus asks, stunned as he watches the winged Kaiju scratch its stomach.

"Well Garrus, if you eat your Wheaties and drink your milk, then one day you'll be big and strong like Poppa Kaiju." Ashley snarked despite being as shocked and overwhelmed as Garrus.

"It's quite something isn't it?" Liara says softly. "To see them at their full size. Awe-inspiring, in a sense."

"Yeah, try saying that when they're trying to bite your face off." John shakes his head.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean-"

"I know Liara." John turns to smile at the Asari maiden, giving her a pat on the shoulder. "You're cute when you get all flustered, you know that?"

Liara stares at him. "I- um, I, thank you?"

John smiles softly, looking into her eyes. In his experience, the best way for people to know you're sincere is look into their eyes as you speak. "Don't feel ashamed about being excited about Kaiju. One of Earth's greatest heroes was the same way."

"John, John! Do you read?"

John's hand snaps up to his ear when Jane's voice comes in on the comms. "Yeah Jane, whats up?"

He turns away from Liara, not noticing the blush growing on her cheeks. Ashley and Garrus, however, do.

"What, is every female in the galaxy pulled in by the guy?" Garrus asks, his head cocked to the side.

"He'd be terrifying if he was doing it on purpose." Ashley agrees, a large grin on her face.

—-

Luckily, some of the allure is gone when he burns all of a woman’s clothes, course that woman is Jane after a mean prank she pulled, but still.

Epic kaju fight!

Oooh uncle Zaeed.

Lol everyone agreeing Liara ass isn’t bad.

Oh, a Quarian is there? Must have been indoctrinated.

Liara mom involved and Mordin here early, and what did y’all find?! O.o

"They were sent by the council."

"Oh." Liara's smile fades a bit. "You're here about the attack on the Citadel. And my mother."

"… who the what now?" Jane says as she cocks her head in confusion.

"My mother. I've heard the tape the came from the geth you found." Liara says with a nod to Tali. "And I heard my mothers voice. She's joined Saren."

"…awkward." Ashley whispers just behind Kaiden. He nods, smiling just a bit.

—

Lol ooooh and now more tiny kaju attack!

Oh wow...sad but intense.

John chuckles as Jane continues to gush. "You know, most girls like flowers."

"What century are you living in?" Jane replies with a wide grin. "The girls of today will take guns, starships, and badass swords with our romance please."

"Huh." Garrus glances at Ashley and Tali, who turn to look at him. Ashley cocks an eyebrow.

"What?"

"Just thinking." Garrus says with a smile.

—
Lol garrus you Casanova.

I bet Usina mother is liara father!

—-

Oh yeah, I know what you mean. My mom is the same way. Its why she had us open this shop when a human gave her a good price." Usani chuckles. "She's half-krogan though, so she has strange tastes when it comes to battle. Uh, no offense." She adds hurriedly to Wrex.

"For what? Your grandmother having good taste in men?" Wrex chuckles.

—-

Lol oh wrex. I love you.

Josuke tells Telsa he knows!

—-

Tali sighs as the other begin to argue. She blinks when she feels a hand on her shoulder, turning to see Kaidan looking at her with a large smile. "Feeling like you're the only one with a sane response to crazy things happening around us?"

She nods, bringing a smile to his face. "Don't worry. You're not alone in this." He steps forward, leaving her to cock her head as she follows. A blush spreads across her cheeks as he continues speaking. "You're also not the only one who takes a good long look at the Shepard twins. Granted, I don't take as many pictures of Johns butt as you seem to."

—-

Lol! Butty, Buddy!

Ha! Garrus dad is the turiAn councilor, really? I like it. :D

—-

"What about Tali?" Kaidan asks, a worried look on his face. "Did she say where she was going?"

Dr. Michel nods her head, going up to her medical dispenser. "She was in pretty good condition when she came to me. Something about a pair of handsome humans and an intimidating krogan helping her." She turns to give them a knowing smile. "Your doing?"

"Yeah." John says sheepishly. "We didn't know who she was. Just a young woman who needed help

—-

Ooooh she thinks kaidan is handsome too? Watch out John ;)

John chuckles as he gives the young woman a smile. "Well, you heard the man. You going to be okay?"

"Yes. Thank you for your kindness." She gets up, breathing a bit easier now. "I'll be able to get there on my own." She nods her head, her voice a bit happier now. "Keelah se'lai." She stops, turning flustered again. "Um, that means-"

"By the home world I hope to see one day, roughly." John answers. He shrugs at the starled look she gives him. "I took a seminar on quarian culture. Its one of the things I remember. Anyways, you better go on your way."

"R-Right. Thank you again."

John watches as she hobbles off, turning away once she's gone. He blinks when he sees Kaidan giving him a weird look. "What?"

Kaidan shrugs. "Just seemed to spend a long time watching her go."

"... I'm not following."

"I'll admit, those hips don't lie."

"... You know, I'm starting to realize I have a team made up of smartasses."

—-

Lol Kaidan admits it. And he’s got a ass that won’t quite. ;)

Lol telling Wrex to charge, id be giddy if I could order a krogan to do that.

And Wrex all ‘puny Turian’.

Oh no, what did Harkin tell?

Constant Vigilance." John answers for Jane, sharing a knowing grin with her. "You're with me Kaidan. We'll check on the Shadow Broker's man. That good with you Jane?"

"Sure. Come Shakira, lets go clubbing." She sings out as she smacks Garrus on the shoulder playfully.

As they walk away, Garrus rubs the back of his head in confusion. "Who is Shakira?"

"You are, cause your hips don't lie." Jane replies.

"... Thank you?"

—

Lol oh yeah, those hips. ;)