Warning: do not drink anything while reading this story. Hilarious! Great story. Thanks.

Oh my god every time, every single time I read it i am crying because I am laughing so much. I really wish this edward speaks to you again.

I’m dying! Edward is hilarious with his “slang”. Bella is amazing at establishing communication in a relationship.

Jazz is an ass xd

Hahahahaha disgusting! Haha crusty socks oh man

so reading this while everyone in the house is asleep is very difficult if you're not trying to wake everyone up. Great chapter!

This story made me SNORT!

Jesus! I'd forgotten how funny this story is. I've been rolling out of my chair laughing for two days. This is a classic.

Glad I was home alone while reading this chapter, otherwise I might be committed to the looney bin for laughing hysterically.

I love this story

This was very funny.

This was a very funny story. Loved this Edward so much. I could so picture this awkward teenage Edward through out this story.

I love Emmett. He is a great friend to Edward.

So the chief never ended up liking Edward and he died. Sad.

I think he is gonna be in trouble with Bella. He probably sent her the other text by mistake too.