I really want that "stupid things legendaries did under influnce of alcohol" list. Just saying. great story btw :)

After reading this masterpiece, I felt that my life... was now complete.

I am definitely in favor of this continuing.

Series this Shit!

Some typos to correct:

" and the groups of hopelessly-incompetent grunts from Team Rocket sent to capture her, all easily dealt WITH WITH an Aeroblast and a slap of one massive wing. "

" Arceus must've been in a pretty boisterous mood; the room resembled one of THOSESTRUCTURES the humans called a pub or a bar, "

" "We'll talk about it later," the female said the moment she stepped out of the bathroom, fully CLOTHES this time. "

Since you've referenced events and settings from the movies, it might be prudent to mention that it's AU for Latios, since he's quite obviously alive here. Just to clear up any confusion, y'know.

" Poor Rayquaza, the male Eon thought, you pretty much exist solely to be a mediator. "

Love this line, for some reason. Bringing in Rayquaza like that in a snappy, witty comment just brightened my face into a childish giggle. Good job. -applause-

Noticed that you use italics a lot instead of quotation marks for things: "Organized chaos," the "pub" or "bar" comment from the line above, "excessive force," "Sleeping Beauty," etc. Not sure if that's actually a typo or just stylistic, but I've thought that when mentioning something like that it'd be placed within quotation marks.

More impact might be made if Latios said more than just "...wel-" before he was kissed, to show more an interruption of this train of thought that screeched to a sudden halt when suddenly A FEMALE IS KISSING HIM OMG. Make it more dramatic, y'know?

Probably should have a question mark at the end of the "who the fuh cared" line, unless that was also stylistic.

I like how at first it's the room that's swaying before he corrects himself with logic, making it sort of a "duh Latios you drunken idiot" moment.

" "Are you sure about this?" " It's unsure here who's speaking until he says he "guesses" (wow wishy-washy much -slapped-), so maybe clarifying that it's Lugia asking HIM would help a bit.

" After all, he was pretty sure that I see you got your powers back under control would earn him an Aeroblast to his Life Orbs. " BAWHAW LIFE ORBS. I see what you did there. Nice. Subtle. And Pokemon-y.

I like the analogy to horror movies, with the victims, murder weapon and motive. Nicely done, gives some colorful imagery. :P And the snarky comment afterwords about drawing in crowds, perfect finishing touch to a "dammit all" kind of humor.

(I like how Latias knows all about what happened. What a creeper. o.o )

As a one-off, it was ended strangely without a real conclusion, unless the "fml" was like a sitcom ending to make the audience laugh at him and then go on about their day. If you decided to continue this, it would fit better as a chapter ending. It has an episodic feel to it, with the humor and self-deprecating nature of the plot towards Latios.

All-in-all, a good job at making me laugh, aniki, and a silly adventure into legend-ships once again. Keep writing more, and hopefully it'll inspire others to do the same! n_n

-DL