That baby doe.

This story had me at this part:

Midorima: What's wrong?

Akashi: I couldn't wait, I gave myself my own C-Section.

Midorima: Is that safe?

Akashi: Well, I had the child and I'm still alive, so I suppose so.

WTF. What the actually fudge?! First time I ever read anything so ridiculously absurd. Then again, anything is possible with Akashi!

I kept laughing. One of the best stories ever.

I think I died laughing.

Dude.
What. The actual. Fuck?!
ROFLMAO oh God this made my day pffffttt

Oh my God, the ending was the best. "Your light is dim," the baby said. OH MY GOD THAT'S JUST PURE BRILLIANCE AND
THEN MIDORIMA WAKES UP AND IT'S STILL CRAZY AND THIS IS FANTASTIC

Oh my god I was not expecting this I am dying hahahaha

Well... my face hurts from laughing too much...

For goodness's sake-!

The ending was a complete disturbance and surprise, and dear Lord, I loved all of it! Oh my gosh! I had no idea that it would be a dream; not until the very last second!

Absolute amazing. Never lose your sense of humor.

- Chappy

"It's Jesus," Midorima said in awe of the child.

"Your light is dim," the baby said. IM LAUGHING SO HARD YOUR LIGHT ISDIM ALSO

and
Akashi looked at him with wonder after his statement and an awkward blanket of silence covered the room until Akashi's father burst through the door, spreading splinters of wood everywhere.

"You dare threaten my son's innocence!" the Shetland pony thundered, before activating his jetpack yet again to trample Midorima's face. YOU DARE THREATEN MY SONS INNOCENCE I SWEAR FATHER'S REACTIONS ARE THE VERY BEST I THINK I LOVE YOU

I was in the mood and then Akashi shetland pony came in! Ahahaha. Great fic, made my night :D