John describing 'ventral' to Sherlock was surprisingly arousing ;)
Oh, wonderful cliffhanger ;)

"Nothing was unobtrusive to Sherlock."
Too true ;)

Sherlock's technical and detached view of the 'routine' is v. in character :)

"a cat presenting its owner with a dead mouse" - love that analogy!
Great chapter :D (and oof, the blowjob ;))

Have I ever mentioned how much I love your profile pic?
Young Benny in a jumper, num :P

I refuse to accept that the fanfic is marked "complete". I mean, the threesome had practically just a few lines to it before it broke up! There MUST be more to this fanfic than this!

*Quickly wipes up the blood on my phone screen * more please :)

This is wonderful! I just found the story and do hope that you continue, either this one or other such adventures. I for one am curious about the contents of said box.

Very good. I must say, you captured the asexuality of Sherlock very accurately (I personally have an asexual friend) and I can actually picture this with their correct personalities as compared to other fan fictions. But (there's always a but) Lestrade, you made him out to be a bit too eager. I believe it would have taken a bit more persuasion to get him to agree to something like this in full view of two other people. And really, 10 centimeters? That's far too small. Even for a first time, at least 15 centimeters would be appropriate.
But, I do love how you write and would be very interested in reading future chapters.

Continue writing,
SM

Dude, this is the weirdest thing I have ever read in my life. But goo weird. Thank you for presenting m with my first crackfic that I didn't write

Hahaha! Oh man. Poor John is going to have a panic attack before Greg just joins them. :P

OMG you have to hurry *O*

Ohmygod xD Lestrade?! The look on his face would be priceless!

Air I need air! *fans face furiously with hands*
I couldn't stop reading this story!
It's wonderfully written, excellent storyline, amazingly descriptive and my Gods so incredibly hot! Bravo!