I just love a good Frex hunt! He's evil and doesn't deserve to live! Frex Hunters unite!

It's now 2:40AM. I really should try to sleep, shouldn't I?

Waaaaaa! So much fun! Readers are maniacal, obsessed freaks, didn't you know that?

I was laughing the WHOLE TIME. And I love failey's lyrics, I've read the whole thing before this, and I was rolling around on the floor laughing. Again. D

Okay, I hate Frex as much as the next Wicked fan, but this is kind of over the top. I mean, he didn't even have Elphaba this time!

AHAHHAHAA! I'm not disturbing so if you need someone in the frex hunters and don't want them to... how should I put this... rip frex's guts out then I'd be happy help maddy!
can't wait for the next one if your doing one!

I cannot believe I only found this NOW. Why didn't you tell me?
I love this Frex hunt. Since I'm genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow at times that might be because I'm playing a role in it this time xD I think you made me very realistic. And I love this sentence:
"She and Musicalvampirelove gave each other a high five. I gave myself a facepalm." Yay xD Oh, and thanks for Frex' head, by the way. Cause that's exactly what I would have done with him. And the new lyrics are great :DD

I think this is my first ever review on one of your stories
Oh Meep I'm really scared
I'm the cowardly {lion} silent and strangely creepy and sadistic {Well you have to be to read this XD} stalker of most of your stories. I have read tons and tons of them.
Could I be in the next one?
Also, I have you a song

Massacred,
He's gonna be Massacred,
I'll teach you the proper plan,
When we kill this man,
Evil dastardly Frex
I'll show you what tools to use,
How to use your shoes
Pierce his eyes with stilettos!

He'll be Massacred
Well help him be Massacred!
Team of Cohorts,
I'm not good at sports
But I can massacre!
So lets start, cause we've got an awfully long way to go.

Don't be offended by my sorta confidence,
I just really know to massacre this dunce,
now that I've chosen to join this this once,
Maybe I'll be here next time,
Never know with these rhymes!

Not when is comes to Massacred
I know about Massacred
And with an assist from me
Make Frex History
Instead of failing once
Oh, twice
There's nothing that can stop him, from becoming Massacred-Ed
La, La, La, La
We're gonna make him Ma-ssa-cred

When I see this evil freak-man
I can't help think up a plan
So let me remind you on your own behaves
To think of,
Real villains, past criminals,
Or anyone especially evil,
Did they survive happily? Don't make me laugh!

They were Massacred!
Please!
It's all about Massacred
It's not about brains or chill,
It's the way you kill
So it's unfortunate to be,
Very Massacred like Frex will be

Though you may protest,
Your disinterest,
Deep down in your heart,
You'll follow me and help kill Frex
Let's Start!
La, la, la, la

He'll be Massacred,
And he will be Massacred, by, ME!

If just to include my amazing version of popular, please do it XD

YES YES YES YESSSSSS! XD LOL

I loved killing Frex and my line in "Dancing On Graves" You guys aren't strange, but it was still funny to read. And truth be told, I think you guys are probably more of my friends than my friends in real life. You guys are really the only people that I can talk to about Wicked and Fiyeraba and murdering Morrible and Frex. So thanks. :)

OMFO! This is so freaking hilarious! I was snorting and suppressing laughter the entire time I was reading this! So hilarious! Would you consider doing another story with fans? In case fanfic decides to post this without my name, this is Siarenthander

I read the first line and CRACKED. I haven't even read the next line yet. Off to do that now!

ROTFLROTFLROTFLROTFLROTFLROTFLROTFL x infinity! This is really just too hilarious! This is my kind of scene! I feel a bit embarrassed, though, because when I know the song a parody is based on, I tend to sing along...well, it's too late for that, so I just sang along in my head. But then I got to the Dancing On Graves part, and suddenly found myself...uh...dancing. Just as well my parents weren't in the same room! *blushes* I got a bit overenthusiastic there. LOL

Anyway, I TOTALLY LOVE THESE!

Favourite lines:

'She and Musicalvampirelove gave each other a high five. I gave myself a facepalm.'

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Again...

''G'day, mate,' said Ozzie with a broad grin in her Australian accent. 'It's time to die!''

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'Silence, creep!'

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''Can I kill him?' Eriphabottackson begged. 'Please? I want to spill his guts all over the floor!'

Frex had blanched visibly at that and Elphiesglinda laughed. 'I'm fine with that. I'd like to see his guts myself.'

'Yeah, me too,' agreed Ozzie, playing with her axe.

'Go ahead, slice him open, Eriphabottackson!' Stefy encouraged her, and she didn't have to tell her that twice – within the blink of an eye, Eriphabottackson was on top of him. BlueD and Silvine held Frex in place as Eriphabottackson slowly started slicing open his skin.

Fae the Queen lovingly touched her knife. 'You deserve each other, this knife and you…''

ROTFL x infinity!

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''That's the way, a-hah a-hah we like it, a-hah a-hah…'

'Please don't murder me!' Frex begged. 'I'd do anything! Spare me! Aaargh!' That last part came out when BlueD stuck her taser inside of him and electrocuted his guts. I made a face. 'You guys certainly are creative.''

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''Ooooooeeeeeeaaaaaah!' Failey let out some kind of Tarzan-howl as she came swinging in from the other room on a chandelier. She jumped down at the highest point, hitting Frex in the stomach with all her weight, and she grinned down at him, yelling, 'Let the green girl go!''

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''Hit him too fiercely,' Elphaba-WWW sang, 'choke him too tight! We need to believe that he'll be dead by tonight!'

'My wildest dreamings could not foresee, me hurting him, and him begging me!' Silvine chuckled, and several of them burst out again, 'Just for this moment! As long as he's dead!'

'He's not dead yet,' pointed out Stefy, and the others giggled. 'Well, let's do something about that, then, shall we?' BlueD said innocently, electrocuting his organs again. Yuck.

'We'll go have a party,' Failey continued the song, cheerfully plunging her pitchfork into Frex again and again. 'Because we killed the Frex!'

'And if it turns out it's over too fast…' Ozzie poked a knife in his leg. 'We'll go back and kill him again!'

'As long as he's dead!' we all sang together, and Failey winked at me. 'I feel a new hit song coming.''

OMO ROTFL!

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'I've always enjoyed a good slaughter every now and then.'

I think it's probably too late for me to join the Frex Hunters but *avoids eyes and cowers* could I join the Morrible hunters instead? :3

XDDDDD I loved it! That was disturbingly hilarious, and I'm sad I didn't say I wanted to be in it. Is there anyway you can kinda sorta maybe let us kill Frex? Just one more time. There are far too many fics that give me the right to murder that monster.

Okay, really disturbed, but still wondering why these are so amazing. I, unfortunately, made the mistake of reading this to my brother. He may be scarred for life, but he doesn't care! So now we shall go dance on graves. Or you know, eat cake or whatever you do after reading about your arch enemy being brutally murdered by a bunch of people who formed a group for that sole purpose. Which, stated like that, sounds really scary. I mean, how many people are so evil that a bunch of other people would be like "hey, let's write a story about murdering you and then post it online so everyone can see how much we want to eat your guts"?
Just BTW, if you make another of these I'd love to be in it. No pressure though, cuz we both know that I would also love to see eight updates a day for MTBB and Shadows. But I guess that's not going to happen *sigh and looks longingly at you* *failed attempt at puppy dog eyes*
So yeah. Frex is now on the top of my "you will die if I have the chance to kill you" list. Yes. I have a list. It's kind of sad.
Wait, he's already dead... How does this work?
Oh well. He was dead before too, but apparently death is no problem for him.
So; GO FREX HUNTERS! :-)

LOL, cute.

BEG. BEG, FREX. BEG AND GROVEL AT THE FEET OF YOUR ALMIGHTY CAPTORS.
-JC, the one who would love to be in one of these