'"I know a lot of horrible, uncreative characters that plague both this franchise and many other games across the universe, but you are among the top ten, or rather at the very top as I see it." Dry Bowser stated as he shook his head, ranting onwards. "Where do I begin with how terrible of a character you are? Oh, I know, the fact that you're a blatant flavor of the month. The only reason idiots on the Internet care about you is because you're basically Peach wearing a different dress. You just scream of being an original character ripped right out of DevaintArt. There's no originality in you, it only seems like that because you have a terrible back story applied to you."

Dry Bowser glared directly into her eyes. "I mean it with every fiber in my bones. Your storybook is forced and childish. It ruins the pacing of an otherwise all right game and doesn't connect to the rest of the actual game in any way, shape, or form in regards to the actual gameplay and the levels. Then there's the account that you don't even aid Mario on any of the levels and making him do all the hard work while you simply float around, attempting to be mystical and all. Needless to say that you later appeared in Mario Kart Wii as yet another unneeded clone to the roster and as a way to advertise Mario Galaxy. You basically were there to let Peach have a heavy counterpart to go hand in hand with Baby Peach. I mean, I may be and may have originated as another version of Bowser, but at least I'm honest about that. You don't see me having autistic, blind fanboys and fangirls crying that I'm completely original and vital to an entire franchise because of having a small role in one okay, outdated game, unlike you. And in Galaxy 2, you were so insignificant that you only appeared at the very end, your barely noticeable role in Galaxy 1 having been decreased." He shook both of his skeletal hands as he blinked, continuing to rant as Rosalina closed her eye, feeling awful about herself. "And speaking of which, what did you even actually do in Galaxy 1? Oh, you assigned a random Luma to Mario and piloted your Comet Observatory to the seemingly "center of the Galaxy" containing the final fight with Bowser. Never mind the fact that Mario could have easily befriended the Luma himself as shown in Galaxy 2, or that he could have taken one of the star warps right to Bowser. Did you actually do anything of importance? Did you even bother to give some helpful tips, however meaningless they were? I mean, I served as a boss in three different Mario platformers, with only the original New Super Mario Bros. showing me as just a different version of Bowser! I mean, yes, the boss battles involving me were arguably the same, but that's the fault of Nintendo for being so damn lazy and unimaginative in regards to boss fights, and they don't do well in that category for most of their games to begin with!"

After a brief pause to let himself catch some breath, even though he didn't need it as he was a skeleton, Dry Bowser pointed at Rosalina again with his right skeletal hand, bobbing his skeletal head up and down. "You were so pointless and unnecessary that no other game developer beyond Nintendo themselves actually referenced you, and even Shigeru Miyamoto despises your presence as a result of your crappy storybook being placed in the first Galaxy behind his back enough to have what little story there is in the Mario franchise removed. Despite there being many Mario Galaxy references in the games that came out since, the only games that had them that also involved you were both Mario Kart, and the first upcoming one to have you in that isn't Mario Kart is Mario Party on the 3DS, and not only does it basically combine Mario Galaxy and Mario Kart with its space themed board, you seemingly appear at the very end, meaning that your presence is insignificant in every sense of the word. The only reason you reappeared in Mario Kart 7 was because you were an easy edit of Peach, and given that the roster in general was pathetically bad, it's no surprise given how low quality the game in general was, particularly the models, as your knees were exposed when you rode in the pipe frame kart, same as Peach and Daisy. I don't even have to mention that while you were quite popular in Mario Kart Wii, you were one of the rarest characters used in Mario Kart 7, as barely anyone actually bothered using you. Just face the facts, Rosalina, you're nothing more but a filler character only used because you're just Peach in a different dress with a boredom inducing back story most people actually disliked. It's absolutely unsurprising that you fail to appear in any non Mario Galaxy or Mario Kart related game, because the truth of the matter is that no one legitimately likes you. You're a waste of pixels, and all you'll ever be known as is that Peach clone from Mario Galaxy."'

Everything said here is 100% true and I'm glad you had the guts to say it when nobody else did.

Rosalina was naughty only ONCE (among the Mario games).
When a Luma stole Mario/Luigi's hat, she DIDN'T DO ANYTHING - shouldn't she at least told the Luma that stealing is wrong, and order him/her to return the hat to the owner?

Dry Bowser marries Princess Rosalina and becomes "husband and wife" - (Dry Bowser In Love)

Toadette, Anti-Toadette, Toadiko, Jolene, Toodles, and Blaze are staring at the dead Princess Rosalina grave.

"Girls, does Dry Bowser know about Princess Rosalina?" Asked Toadette as she puts her hand on the grave. "Um, the one where he like, loathes her?" Asked Toadiko. "That's always because Dry Bowser and Rosalina ARE a dating couple BEFORE they could get married." Anti-Toadette talks in her sexy voice.

"Toadiko, I don't like it when Dry Bowser despises Rosalina all day. I want him to be nice to her." Said Toadette. "I know, Kid. You're the one who wanted to like, help Dry Bowser to get him to like, fall in love with Rosalina, and to get over your fear of Rosalina's fiancé, like Dry Bowser." Said Toadiko. "That's great, Toadiko." Said Toadette.

"Girls, do they know how much they are in love, and Dry Bowser had a great crush on Rosalina?" Asked Blaze.

"He does have a great crush on Rosalina before he could marry her." Said Toadette. "Yeah, and I could like, see Princess Rosalina get like, married to Dry King Bowser." Said Toadiko. "But Dry Bowser IS King Bowser Koopa now." Said Jolene. "I know, Jo. I know." Said Toadiko.

"Boy, I hope they don't cause another incident like last time Dry Bowser loathes Rosalina in the past, ever since I've helped turned him to the good side and I have drained all of his negative energy out his heart, and fill his heat with good, positive, pure energy in his heart, since I've helped him get rid of his evil, and I've also him fall in love with Rosalina. Dry Bowser and I looked at the grave that had the dead Princess Rosalina buried within it, with the destroyed ruins of the Comet Observatory being in the background of the deceased character's icy course, since Dry Bowser never liked Rosalina in the first place or in the past, present and future and she knows that Dry Bowser WAS the skeletal version of Bowser that she WAS telling him all about." Said Toadette.

"YOU DID WHAT?!" Asked Blaze.

"You drained ALL of his negative energy out his heart, and fill his heart with good, positive, pure energy in his heart to make him fall in love with Rosalina?! How the heck could you do that to him?! You know he's a minion to Bowser!" Cried Anti-Toadette. "Not anymore, he ain't. And relax, sis; I'm just making him into a new Skeletal Koopa, so he could fall in love with her. And by 'her' I mean 'Rosalina." Said Toadette.

"I'm glad you did that." Said Anti-Toadette. "And I also have given him the love potion to make him fall in love with Rosalina." Said Toadette. "You did like, what?!" Asked Toadiko. "I'm sorry, Toadiko, but I can't have him be a villain forever. I'm just solving a problem to make him feel active, than a fake self of Dry Bowser like the REAL Bowser." Said Toadette. "Toadette has a good point, Toadiko." Said Blaze.

"I know, Blaze. I know. So let me like, get this straight, baby girl: you drained all his dark energy from his heart, and filled his heart with the good energy, and gave him a love potion to him, so you could like, help him fall in love with Rosalina, just so you can like, make him and Rosalina go on their honeymoon to like, get married on their first anniversary, is that correct?" Asked Toadiko.

"That's what I did, Toadiko. I just want to see how he falls in love with her, since I told him that I can get to solve the problem by doing a favor for him so he can become the NEW King Bowser Koopa for Rosalina, but he could still be Dry Bowser." Said Toadette.

"Like, wow." Said Toadiko. "But, sis. Dry Bowser is still Dry Bowser. And Bowser is still Bowser." Said Anti-Toadette. "Don't worry, Anti-Toadette; King Bowser Koopa could STILL be King Bowser Koopa, and Dry King Bowser Koopa could STILL be Dry King Bowser Koopa. But I'm gonna name him, 'King Bowser Koopa' and Dry Bowser could be the Better King Bowser Koopa, than the Real King Bowser Koopa." Said Toadette.

"I see." Said Anti-Toadette. "What happened to the Old Dry Bowser?" Asked Toodles. "I duplicated a clone version of him, and I've made an imposter form of Dry Bowser, and I sent the Dry Bowser Imposter to King Bowser's Castle. And the real Dry Bowser is with the real Rosalina." Said Toadette. "Excellent." Said Toodles.

As the girls stared the grave, Dry Bowser, Princess Rosalina, Dry Bowser Jr, Lubba, and a floating Luma came to the girls.

"You know, girls. Me and Dry Bowser are gonna get married tomorrow morning at the Honeymoon Chapel." Said Rosalina. "Who said that?" Asked Toadette. The girls turned around to Dry Bowser, Rosalina, and Luma. "Kid, it's us that me, who is the GOOD KOOPA, who's with a BEAUTIFUL, witty, and charming Princess that I wooed her to make me her favorite fiancé, she's my favorite fiancé, and a floating star like Baby Star Luma that we're going to get married tomorrow morning at the Honeymoon Chapel for our first honeymoon." Said Dry Bowser.

"WOW! You're gonna like, get married?!" Asked Toadiko. "I know you and the girls are excited, and yes we are." Said Dry Bowser. "You know, I'm just glad that you have changed and you and Rosalina are FINALLY in love after he knows that she's a boring version of Princess Peach, but Rosalina's not THAT boring, and she's not THAT bad." Said Toadette.

"No offense to Princess Rosalina, though." Said Blaze.

"Good point, kid. We Koopa-Stars can never hate each other. You know, you're not so bad after all, Rosie-Pea. I'm sorry for loathing you while I was bitty at you after I said to the pink baby Dudette that you were such a bad influence since you were a boring version of Princess Peach. I tolerated the others while I was acting like Bowser." Said Dry Bowser. "Well, look on the bright side, at least you're still a skeletal version of Mario's archenemy, Bowser." Said Rosalina.

"Yeah, he's a GOOD Koopa, Rosalina. When Betty and Barney had Bamm-Bamm, and Fred and Wilma had Pebbles, they're like, The Flintstone-Rubble family!" Said Toadiko. "I didn't know that, kid." Said Dry Bowser. "Neither do I." Said Toadiko. "And why do you have Baby Peach in your hands?" Asked Toadette.

"Kid, Pink Dudette's at a spa so she wants me and Rosalina to take care of her." Said Dry Bowser. "Ga ga ga goo." Cooed Baby Peach.

"Aww, Baby Peach's adorable, and I think she's playing with Luma." Said Toadette. "You said it, sis!" Said Anti-Toadette. The girls, Dry Bowser, Rosalina, and Luma are walking inside Rosalina's house. As Rosalina and Dry Bowser are prepared for the wedding tomorrow, Dry Morton Koopa Sr. came to Rosalina and Dry Bowser. "Dad, I didn't know you were there." Said Dry Bowser.

"I know, Son. And who is this turquoise princess?" Asked Dry Morton Koopa Sr. "That 'turquoise princess' happens to be your beautiful, witty, and charming soon-to-be brand-new daughter-in-law, and I am her wooing fiancé, dad. If I marry her, she's gonna be 'Soon-to-be Mrs. Dry King Bowser Koopa' otherwise known as 'Soon-to-be Mrs. King Bowser Koopa' and I'm still Mr. Dry King Bowser Koopa, I'm really Mr. King Bowser Koopa." Said Dry Bowser. "It's the night before Valentine's Day. My groom-to-be is excited for the BIG day tomorrow, because your baby great-great-great grandson who is a baby star, Luma is also happy for me and Dry Bowser who fell in love." Said Rosalina. "Wow. You two kids are Happily Ever After yourselves." Said Dry Morton Koopa Sr.

Dry Bowser marries Princess Rosalina and becomes "husband and wife" - (Dry Bowser In Love)

Toadette, Anti-Toadette, Toadiko, Jolene, Toodles, and Blaze are staring at the dead Princess Rosalina grave.

"Girls, does Dry Bowser know about Princess Rosalina?" Asked Toadette as she puts her hand on the grave. "Um, the one where he like, loathes her?" Asked Toadiko. "That's always because Dry Bowser and Rosalina ARE a dating couple BEFORE they could get married." Said Anti-Toadette.

"Toadiko, I don't like it when Dry Bowser despises Rosalina all day. I want him to be nice to her." Said Toadette. "I know, Kid. You're the one who wanted to like, help Dry Bowser to get him to like, fall in love with Rosalina, and to get over your fear of Rosalina's fiancé, like Dry Bowser." Said Toadiko. "That's great, Toadiko." Said Toadette.

"Girls, do they know how much they are in love, and Dry Bowser had a great crush on Rosalina?" Asked Blaze.

"He does have a great crush on Rosalina before he could marry her." Said Toadette. "Yeah, and I could like, see Princess Rosalina get like, married to Dry King Bowser." Said Toadiko. "But Dry Bowser IS King Bowser Koopa now." Said Jolene. "I know, Jo. I know." Said Toadiko.

"Boy, I hope they don't cause another incident like last time Dry Bowser loathes Rosalina in the past, ever since I've helped turned him to the good side and I have drained all of his negative energy out his heart, and fill his heat with good, positive, pure energy in his heart, since I've helped him get rid of his evil, and I've also him fall in love with Rosalina. Dry Bowser and I looked at the grave that had the dead Princess Rosalina buried within it, with the destroyed ruins of the Comet Observatory being in the background of the deceased character's icy course, since Dry Bowser never liked Rosalina in the first place or in the past, present and future and she knows that Dry Bowser WAS the skeletal version of Bowser that she WAS telling him all about." Said Toadette.

"YOU DID WHAT?!" Asked Blaze.

"You drained ALL of his negative energy out his heart, and fill his heart with good, positive, pure energy in his heart to make him fall in love with Rosalina?! How the heck could you do that to him?! You know he's a minion to Bowser!" Cried Anti-Toadette. "Not anymore, he ain't. And relax, sis; I'm just making him into a new Skeletal Koopa, so he could fall in love with her. And by 'her' I mean 'Rosalina." Said Toadette.

"I'm glad you did that." Said Anti-Toadette. "And I also have given him the love potion to make him fall in love with Rosalina." Said Toadette. "You did like, what?!" Asked Toadiko. "I'm sorry, Toadiko, but I can't have him be a villain forever. I'm just solving a problem to make him feel active, than a fake self of Dry Bowser like the REAL Bowser." Said Toadette. "Toadette has a good point, Toadiko." Said Blaze.

"I know, Blaze. I know. So let me like, get this straight, baby girl: you drained all his dark energy from his heart, and filled his heart with the good energy, and gave him a love potion to him, so you could like, help him fall in love with Rosalina, just so you can like, make him and Rosalina go on their honeymoon to like, get married on their first anniversary?" Asked Toadiko.

"That's what I did, Toadiko. I just want to see how he falls in love with her, since I told him that I can get to solve the problem by doing a favor for him so he can become the NEW King Bowser Koopa for Rosalina, but he could still be Dry Bowser." Said Toadette.

"Like, wow." Said Toadiko. "But, sis. Dry Bowser is still Dry Bowser. And Bowser is still Bowser." Said Anti-Toadette. "Don't worry, Anti-Toadette; King Bowser Koopa could STILL be King Bowser Koopa, and Dry King Bowser Koopa could STILL be Dry King Bowser Koopa. But I'm gonna name him, 'King Bowser Koopa' and Dry Bowser could be the Better King Bowser Koopa, than the Real King Bowser Koopa." Said Toadette.

"I see." Said Anti-Toadette. "What happened to the Old Dry Bowser?" Asked Toodles. "I duplicated a clone version of him, and I've made an imposter form of Dry Bowser, and I sent the Dry Bowser Imposter to King Bowser's Castle. And the real Dry Bowser is with the real Rosalina." Said Toadette. "Excellent." Said Toodles.

As the girls stared the grave, Dry Bowser, Princess Rosalina, Dry Bowser Jr, Lubba, and a floating Luma came to the girls.

"You know, girls. Me and Dry Bowser are gonna get married tomorrow morning at the Honeymoon Chapel." Said Rosalina. "Who said that?" Asked Toadette. The girls turned around to Dry Bowser, Rosalina, and Luma. "Kid, it's us that me, who is the GOOD KOOPA, who's with a BEAUTIFUL, witty, and charming Princess that I wooed her to make me her favorite fiancé, she's my favorite fiancé, and a floating star like Baby Star Luma that we're going to get married tomorrow morning at the Honeymoon Chapel for our first honeymoon." Said Dry Bowser.

"WOW! You're gonna like, get married?!" Asked Toadiko. "I know you and the girls are excited, and yes we are." Said Dry Bowser. "You know, I'm just glad that you have changed and you and Rosalina are FINALLY in love after he knows that she's a boring version of Princess Peach, but Rosalina's not THAT boring, and she's not THAT bad." Said Toadette.

"No offense to Princess Rosalina, though." Said Blaze.

"Good point, kid. We Koopa-Stars can never hate each other. You know, you're not so bad after all, Rosie-Pea. I'm sorry for loathing you while I was bitty at you after I said to the pink baby Dudette that you were such a bad influence since you were a boring version of Princess Peach. I tolerated the others while I was acting like Bowser. I tolerated the others since I was acting like King Bowser Koopa." Said Dry Bowser. "Well, look on the bright side, at least you're still a skeletal version of Mario's archenemy, Bowser." Said Rosalina.

"Yeah, he's a GOOD Koopa, Rosalina. When Betty and Barney had Bamm-Bamm, and Fred and Wilma had Pebbles, they're like, The Flintstone-Rubble family!" Said Toadiko. "I didn't know that, kid." Said Dry Bowser. "Neither do I." Said Toadiko. "And why do you have Baby Peach in your hands?" Asked Toadette.

"Kid, Princess Pink Dudette's at a spa so she wants me and Rosalina to take care of her." Said Dry Bowser. "Ga ga ga goo." Cooed Baby Peach.

"Aww, Baby Peach's adorable, and I think she's playing with Luma." Said Toadette. "You said it, sis!" Said Anti-Toadette. The girls, Dry Bowser, Rosalina, and Luma are walking inside Rosalina's house. As Rosalina and Dry Bowser are prepared for the wedding tomorrow, Dry Morton Koopa Sr. came to Rosalina and Dry Bowser. "Dad, I didn't know you were there." Said Dry Bowser.

"I know, Son. And who is this turquoise princess?" Asked Dry Morton Koopa Sr. "That 'turquoise princess' happens to be your beautiful, witty, and charming soon-to-be brand-new daughter-in-law, and I am her wooing fiancé, dad. If I marry her, she's gonna be 'Soon-to-be Mrs. Dry King Bowser Koopa' otherwise known as 'Soon-to-be Mrs. King Bowser Koopa' and I'm still Mr. Dry King Bowser Koopa, I'm really Mr. King Bowser Koopa." Said Dry Bowser. "It's the night before Valentine's Day. My groom-to-be is excited for the BIG day tomorrow, because your baby great-great-great grandson who is a baby star, Luma is also happy for me and Dry Bowser who fell in love." Said Rosalina. "Wow. You two kids are Happily Ever After yourselves." Said Dry Morton Koopa Sr.

"Blaze, I sure hope they will get to be in a Honeymoon Chapel." Said Toadette. "Yeah, I hope so." Said Blaze. "Oh! And before I do my favorite thing for tomorrow, I would say: DRY KOOPALINGS! THRONE ROOM, PRONTO!" Said Dry Bowser.

"To the Throne Room!" Said Dry Lemmy. "Yeah!" Said Dry Larry.

The seven Dry Koopalings (would've been Dry Koopa Kids): Dry Iggy Koopa, Dry Morton Koopa Jr., Dry Lemmy Koopa, Dry Ludwig von Koopa, Dry Roy Koopa, Dry Wendy O. Koopa, and Dry Larry Koopa quickly dash towards the throne room, finding Dry Bowser, Princess Rosalina, Lubba, Luma & Lumas, Dry Morton Koopa Sr., Toadette and the girls.

"Can we help you, Dry King Dad?" Asked Dry Iggy. "I have an important announcement to make, kids." Said Dry Bowser. "Um, before you start the annoucement, who ARE those bone turtles?" Asked Rosalina. "Those bone turtles happen to be my favorite little darlings called Dry Koopa Kids, dear. And the little one is my son, Dry Bowser Koopa II." Said Dry Bowser. "YOU had the Dry Koopa Kids?" Asked Rosalina.

"Yes, dear. They needed a mom, which happens to be you. The only mom that they want is you. Just like my positive, goody, two-shoes counterpart who's name's Bowser Koopa, Bowser Jr, and the Koopalings who needed Peach as a mom. They hadn't had a mom, so they going to need a mom." Said Dry Bowser. "What happened to your old wife named Dry Claudia Koopa?" Asked Rosalina. "She moved away. Because Dry Giga Bowser loves her, so I chose you to be the PERFECT little Mama of my life, as my little Galactic Space Queen, Princess Rosalina Star." Said Dry Bowser. "Um, I h-hope you're not gonna lose her, Dry Bowser." Toadette was a little worried. "Kid, quit worrying. There's no way that I'm not gonna lose her since she's my bride-to-be. And I'm her groom-to-be." Said Dry Bowser.

"Yeah Toadette. They'll like, be getting married tomorrow." Said Toadiko. "Okay…" Toadette whimpered. "Dad, these are your 8 grandsons and a granddaughter. They needed a mom which happens to be Princess Rosalina: soon-to-be new Queen mother of my little darlings and Dry Jr." Said Dry Bowser. "I didn't know Dry King Dad had granddad." Said Dry Larry.

"He needed Rosalina as a mom, Dry Larry." Said Dry Iggy. "Eh." Said Dry Larry. "Toadette, Anti-Toadette, the lovebirds are in love because they are like, on their first honeymoon." Said Toadiko. "May I start the announcement, please?" Asked Dry Bowser. "Go right ahead, Dear." Said Rosalina. "Thanks, Dearie-Poo. Ahem. Kids, now as you all know, I, Dry King Bowser Koopa,

Luigi's Love Secret: The Honeymoon's Way

(King Sarasa thinks Luigi's writing a Love Secret to Daisy.)

King Sarasa: ABSOLUTELY NOT! Luigi didn't wrote you a love letter; he's lying to you!

Daisy: But, Daddy -

King Sarasa: I SAID NO!

Luigi: But, sir, your daughter wants to talk.

King Sarasa: JUST STAY OUT OF THIS, PUNK! Daisy Sarasa, Luigi is lying to you!

Daisy: [whining] Come on, Daddy. Luigi wrote me a love letter. He didn't even like, wrote me a Love Secret; he wrote me a real love letter.

Luigi: It's true, King Sarasa. I wrote a love letter to your daughter. But I didn't wrote her a Love Secret, honest.

Mario: Yeah, my brother wrote your daughter a REAL love letter, not a "Love Secret."

King Sarasa: So?!

Mario: Your son-in-law didn't lie to you, sir. He wrote Daisy a REAL love letter.

Daisy: The kid's got a point.

King Sarasa: I see. Let me read this. "Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Your Eyes Are Pretty, And My Heart Is Glowing Just Right For You." I KNOW YOU ARE NOT TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT MY DAUGHTER! YOU ARE HEREBY DECLARE THAT YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SEE MY DAUGHTER AGAIN!

Daisy: But Luigi's not even like, doing anything wrong!

Luigi: Yeah, sir. I'm your son-in-law, and son-in-laws like me do the rights to a daughter like your daughter, Daisy.

[Luigi planted his lips to kiss Daisy's cheeks]

King Sarasa: I DON'T CARE! Luigi, you're leaving now!

[King Sarasa grabs Luigi from Daisy, and Daisy grabs Luigi from King Sarasa.]

Daisy: No, Daddy! Luigi belongs to me, he's my favorite husband, I'm his favorite wife, and Mario's my nearest neighbor and closest family friend. We're a family!

Luigi: Your daughter's right, sir! Daisy and I are in love because I'm your son-in-law, and you're my father-in-law! I love your daughter.

Mario: It's true. My brother loves your beautiful daughter.

King Sarasa: JUST SHUT UP, YOU LITTLE TRAMP!

Mario: Yes, sir.

Daisy: Luigi, we're going to be in my room, so Daddy'll like, leave us alone!

Luigi: I'm right behind you, Daisy! No offense, sir; but your son-in-law needs his alone with the King's daughter - and that means your beautiful daughter, sir. Thank you.

[Luigi and Daisy walked into Daisy's room.]

King Sarasa: If I were you, I wouldn't tear your guts or your brother's into smithereens, Kid.

Mario: Me neither, sir.

King Sarasa: I don't know what's going on, but I'm to get to the bottom of this once and for all.

Mario: I feel your pain, sir.

[Prince Peasley and Arbor came to Luigi and Daisy.]

Prince Peasley: Hi, guys.

Luigi: Oh, hi, Peasley. We're going to be in Daisy's room.

Prince Peasley: Okay. Call us if you two need anything.

Daisy: Okay.

Luigi: We'll be there for you and Arbor, Peasley, old buddy.

Prince Peasley: Glad to hear it, Luigi, my old chum.

Daisy: Peasley, darling, I hope Mom and Daddy don't like, interrupt our romantic honeymoon since Luigi like, wrote me a poem.

Prince Peasley: I hope he did. Come, future fair maiden, let's have a honeymoon, and I'll even write you a poem.

Arbor: [giggles]

[Arbor and Prince Peasley walked away from Luigi and Daisy. And Luigi holds Daisy's hand, lovingly. And they then headed into Daisy's room.]

Luigi: Good thing your dad didn't stop us from seeing each other, since I made you a love poem, my little Dazzling Dandelion Daffodil.

[Luigi tickles Daisy's chin.]

Daisy: [giggles]

Mario: I didn't know you wrote Daisy a poem.

Daisy: That's because your brother and I are like, a sweet couple, since he wrote me a great poem, Kid.

Luigi: The poem for her is this: Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Pumps With Passionate, Your Eyes Are Pretty Blushing Too.

Mario: Great poem, bro.

Luigi: I know, right? Imagine if you can make Peach and Logica poems, what would you do with your passion, big brother?

Mario: Write "Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Burns With Passion, And The Goosebumps are you".

Daisy: That's like, exactly what you should like, do, Kid.

[Daisy puts her lavender sparkling eyeshadow on her upper eyelids, puts her hot 'n' spicy scarlet red cherry hot 'n' cinnamony-flavored sparkly "European Style Kiss" electrical gloss lipstick on her lips to make her lips taste delightfully delicious, painted her nails with her cherry nail polisher on her nails, she then took her ROUGHEST & TOUGHEST blue peppermint leaf flavored breath spray from her bra, and sprays it 10 times EVERYWHERE inside her mouth, puts it back in her bra.]

Mario: I didn't know you could turn into a swooning beautiful princess, my friend.

Daisy: That's because Princess Daisy wants to like, turn into a dazzling and a beautiful princess, Kid.

[Luigi grabs Daisy's hand, and Daisy spun her close to Luigi.]

Daisy: Whoo!

[Luigi swooned on Daisy's hand.]

Mario: Wow.

Daisy: [giggles]

Mario: Honey Muffin, have fun on your Honeymoon with Daisy.

Luigi: Okay, big brother.

Daisy: Kid, when did you like, get a chance to like, come for a visit?

Mario: Peach dropped me off to visit you and Luigi to see you two, my friend.

Daisy: Wow, Kid.

Mario: Luigi, Daisy, where are the kids?

Luigi: Rosalina's taking care of them, bro.

Mario: I hope Dry Bowser will play nice to the kids.

Daisy: I like, know, Honey. I like, know.

Luigi: Bro, stop worrying. I'm sure he's going to be a good Koopa King to take good care of our kids.

Mario: Okay, Luigi. Okay.

(Mario thinks he has a crush on Daisy. But Peach and Logica might get mad if Mario asks Daisy on a date. He wants to keep his love crush to Peach and Logica.)

(DING!)

[Luigi's brain hatched a BRILLIANT idea… and the light bulb turns on bright, since it appeared it on his left side of his head. And his brain that's inside his head made Luigi have an idea!]

Luigi: Luckily, I know just what to do to help you get romantic, Daisy!

Daisy: Do what?

Luigi: With [takes his Romantic Magic Charm Scepter: a replica-like self of Kamek's Scepter] this Romantic Magic Charm Scepter. It'll help you get rid of the dizziness, the injuries, and the ouchies, and the romantic will be inside your head. I hope this will help you…

Mario: Don't let Daisy be dizzy, bro.

Luigi: Don't worry, bro; I won't let her become dizzy. A man like me should help a woman like Daisy. Hold still, Daisy.

[Luigi grabbed Daisy, by her hips, and he spun Daisy around like she's doing the figure skating from Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games and Mario & Sonic at the 2014 Sochi Olympic Winter Games, and uses his Romantic Magic Charm Scepter to get rid of the "spin-around-and-get-dizzy" mode, and spreads magic called "spin-around-and-get-romantically-romantic" mode inside Daisy's head, and depleted all the ouchies, the dizzies, and the injuries, and filled with magic romantic charm that came from Luigi's Romantic Magic Charm Scepter.]

Daisy: [spinning around] Whoo!

[Luigi made her feel better about being romantically romantic, and not get dizzy again. And Luigi stopped Daisy. As Daisy did a great romantic swooning sigh, romantically, as she fainted (really swooned) and she landed safely in Luigi's arms, since Daisy's upper back is on his left arm, and her upper back legs are on his right arm, and he carried her to Daisy's room.]

Daisy: [with her passionate voice] I didn't know I could like, spin around and not like, get dizzy.

Mario: That's because my brother spun you around in a light-fast and put magic charm filled with romantic inside your head to not make you dizzy again, my friend.

Daisy: I'm glad your brother like, did the romantic thing, Kid.

[Luigi carried Daisy as they came into Daisy's room and Mario walked downstairs, to write Peach and Logica their poems. And Luigi and Daisy entered into Daisy's room. With the candlelights lit up, and the lights are off for Daisy and Luigi.]

Daisy: I'm glad that you like, have send love to me.

Luigi: You're sweet, sweetheart. And my love like you could become
beautiful, once I did the romantic thing just for you, little daffodil queen. The only romance for the two of us since I wrote you a beautiful poem, is this…

[Luigi grabbed Daisy by her hips, threw her up in the air, romantically.]

Daisy: [squealing romantically]

[Luigi immediately catches her, as Daisy landed safely in Luigi's arms, since Daisy's upper back is on his left arm, and her upper back legs are on his right arm, and the lovebirds like Daisy and Luigi began smooching, romantically.]

Daisy: I didn't know you could like, totally, do that.

Luigi: That's because your heart belongs to my heart because you're my favorite wife, Mon Chéri.

Daisy: [giggles] Do more! Do more! Do more!

Luigi: Okay, Little Cupcake.

[Daisy got off of Luigi, and Luigi then grabbed Daisy's hand, kisses her hand, swooned on it. Luigi grabbed Daisy by her hips, since Daisy is still wearing her athletic dress from Mario Tennis Open.]

Luigi: Here… goes… nothing… (whispers to her) Please don't get dizzy when I romantically spin you around in circles in a light-fast way, Honey. Remember: please don't get extremely dizzy; please try to be romantic… with love.

Daisy: Don't try to like, worry; Princess Daisy Sarasa will never like, get dizzy, she will like, get romantic… with love.

Luigi: That's my wife. Ready?

Daisy: [giggles] Ready is like, my middle name.

Luigi: Okay. 1… 2… 3!

[Luigi grabbed Daisy by her hips, as he spun Daisy around and around and around in circles, romantically around Luigi 5 times in a light-fast way, and she is spinning in the middle of the room and Luigi grabbed his Luigi cape, puts it on, and grabbed a rose, blows on the the spinning princess like Daisy. Daisy's spinning around, WITHOUT getting dizzy, and lifted her left leg up. Luigi turns the romantic music on, and the volume is on 15.]

Daisy: [romantically, while spinning] Whoo!

[Daisy's spinning around romantically, and makes a giant beautiful woman-sized heart-like version of the heart. And Daisy felt romantically romantic, not dizzy. Luigi grabbed her hand, as Daisy stopped spinning, and puts her left

"I'll help you out with your problems, Dry Bowser." Said Toadette. "My problems?" Asked Dry Bowser. "I know you've been loathing Rosalina in the past, not the present, or the future, but I'm going to help you get over the loathing madnesses, by draining your black, dark, and pure negative energy from your heart, and charge the yellow, light, and good positive energy to your heart, so, you'll be able to fall in love with a woman of your life." Said Toadette as she grabs the "Ztar's Pure Negative energy-sucking machine" with mini-prolonged tubes.

"Now, relax, Dry Bowser. This won't hurt a bit." Said Toadette as grabs the mini-tubes, and puts them inside Dry Bowser's heart, and she's turning on the machine to suck all the dark, and evil stuff outside of his heart. The machine's mega-glass that had nothing but some of the Ztar's dust inside, and the tubes ending mini cones are sucking ALL of the Ztar's Pure Negative energy from Dry Bowser's Black Heart. Dry Bowser knows how much his heart still has dark negative energy, since his meter is on 500 HP. 3 hours and 38 minutes later, the Ztar's Dark meter is on 360 HP.

"How much longer, Kid?" Asked Dry Bowser. "It's only on 339 HP, the Ztar's Dark HP meter supposed to be draining from 500 HP to 0 HP." Said Toadette.

1 hour and 30 minutes later, the Ztar's Dark meter is on 102 HP. "Boy, I can't get enough of this madness and mayhem. I'm starting to feel better very soon." Dry Bowser said after he's being patient.

56 minutes later, Ztar's Dark meter is on 93 HP, and it's still sucking his dark energy. "I really hate loathing Princess Rosalina, and if I'm a skeletal self of Bowser, that means I'm beginning to end the bad." "Don't worry, Dry Bowser, your heart won't be empty; and after I drain your Ztar's Dark Negative Energy, I'm going to fill your heart with the Glowing Starman added with Princess Rosalina's love potion dust Formula. I've mixed it a little bit of it. You won't regret Rosalina, Dry Bowser."

30 minutes later, Ztar's Dark meter is on 66 HP, and it's still sucking his dark energy. If my heart is about to get at 0 HP, I won't breathe." Said Dry Bowser. "You're gonna be fine, Dry Bowser." Said Toadette. "Okay, kid. I'm going to live." Said Dry Bowser.

12 minutes later, Ztar's Dark meter is on 42 HP, and it's still sucking all of his dark energy. 1 minute later, Ztar's Dark meter is on 3 HP, and it's still sucking his dark energy. 5 seconds later, Ztar's Dark meter is finally on 0 HP, and his dark energy from Dry Bowser's black heart drained out at 0 HP. "I didn't even feel a thing in my heart."

Toadette grabs the mega-sized jar with the glowing magic good luck charms MIXED together with the all of EVERYTHING NICE with a Gold Grand Star (Mario Party 10) and the 1-UP Mushrooms, and she took all of the tubes from Ztar's energy-sucking machine and screwed it on the Star's energy-sucking machine, turned on the other machine, and the good energy is going through all of the tubes to his empty heart until glass is empty.

5 hours later, the jar is empty and the good energy with the Starman is inside Dry Bowser's heart, and made him powerful again! And Toadette grabs the mini-tubes, and takes them out of Dry Bowser's heart, and she's turning off the machine.

"So how do you feel?" Toadette asked. "I'M POWERFUL!" Said Dry Bowser. And Toadette has the love potion with a Princess Rosalina scent inside of the bottle. "That's my skeletal friend. And when you see Rosalina, have her drink this bottle, to make her fall in love with you, so you can be a skeletal Koopa King." Said Toadette, as she hands Dry Bowser the love potion with a Princess Rosalina scent inside, he took the bottle off of her hands.

Chapter 3: Solving a Problem

"I'll help you out with your problems, Dry Bowser." Said Toadette. "My problems?" Asked Dry Bowser. "I know you've been loathing Rosalina in the past, since you told her that she was boring, but I'm going to help you get over the loathing madnesses, by draining your black, dark, and pure negative energy from your heart, and charge the yellow, light, and good positive energy to your heart, so, you'll be able to fall in love with a woman of your life." Said Toadette as she grabs the "Ztar's Pure Negative energy-sucking machine" with mini-prolonged tubes.

"Now, relax, Dry Bowser. This won't hurt a bit." Said Toadette as grabs the mini-tubes, and puts them inside Dry Bowser's heart, and she's turning on the machine to suck all the dark, and evil stuff outside of his heart. The machine's mega-glass that had nothing but some of the Ztar's dust inside, and the tubes ending mini cones are sucking ALL of the Ztar's Pure Negative energy from Dry Bowser's Black Heart. Dry Bowser knows how much his heart still has dark negative energy, since his meter is on 500 HP. 3 hours and 38 minutes later, the Ztar's Dark meter is on 500 HP.

"How much longer, Kid?" Asked Dry Bowser. "It's only on 339 HP, the Ztar's Dark HP meter supposed to be draining from 500 HP to 0 HP." Said Toadette.

1 hour and 30 minutes later, the Ztar's Dark meter is on 102 HP. "Boy, I can't get enough of this madness and mayhem. I'm starting to feel better very soon." Dry Bowser said after he's being patient.

56 minutes later, Ztar's Dark meter is on 93 HP, and it's still sucking his dark energy. "I really hate loathing Princess Rosalina, and if I'm a skeletal self of Bowser, that means I'm beginning to end the bad." "Don't worry, Dry Bowser, your heart won't be empty; and after I drain your Ztar's Dark Negative Energy, I'm going to fill your heart with the Glowing Starman added with Princess Rosalina's love potion dust Formula. I've mixed it a little bit of it. You won't regret Rosalina, Dry Bowser."

30 minutes later, Ztar's Dark meter is on 66 HP, and it's still sucking his dark energy. If my heart is about to get at 0 HP, I won't breathe." Said Dry Bowser. "You're gonna be fine, Dry Bowser." Said Toadette. "Okay, kid. I'm going to live." Said Dry Bowser.

12 minutes later, Ztar's Dark meter is on 42 HP, and it's still sucking all of his dark energy. 1 minute later, Ztar's Dark meter is on 3 HP, and it's still sucking his dark energy. 5 seconds later, Ztar's Dark meter is finally on 0 HP, and his dark energy from Dry Bowser's black heart drained out at 0 HP. "I didn't even feel a thing in my heart."

Toadette grabs the mega-sized jar with the glowing magic good luck charms MIXED together with the all of EVERYTHING NICE with a Gold Grand Star (Mario Party 10) and the 1-UP Mushrooms, and she took all of the tubes from Ztar's energy-sucking machine and screwed it on the Star's energy-sucking machine, turned on the other machine, and the good energy is going through all of the tubes to his empty heart until glass is empty.

5 hours later, the jar is empty and the good energy with the Starman is inside Dry Bowser's heart, and made him powerful again! And Toadette grabs the mini-tubes, and takes them out of Dry Bowser's heart, and she's turning off the machine.

"So how do you feel?" Toadette asked. "I'M POWERFUL!" Said Dry Bowser. And Toadette has the love potion with a Princess Rosalina scent inside of the bottle. "That's my skeletal friend. And when you see Rosalina, have her drink this bottle, to make her fall in love with you, so you can be a skeletal Koopa King." Said Toadette, as she hands Dry Bowser the love potion with a Princess Rosalina scent inside, he took the bottle off of her hands. "HERE I COME, PRINCESS ROSALINA!"

AHHG! YOU DON'T EVEN CARE FOR ROSALINA! AND RIGHT AT THE BEGINING SHE'S DEAD! ›:(

"I'll help you out with your problems, Dry Bowser." Said Toadette. "My problems?" Asked Dry Bowser. "I know you've been loathing Rosalina in the past, but I'm going to help you get over the loathing madnesses, by draining your black, dark, and pure negative energy from your heart, and charge the yellow, light, and good positive energy to your heart, so, you'll be able to fall in love with a woman of your life." Said Toadette as she grabs the "Ztar's Pure Negative energy-sucking machine" with mini-prolonged tubes.

"Now, relax, Dry Bowser. This won't hurt a bit." Said Toadette as grabs the mini-tubes, and puts them inside Dry Bowser's heart, and she's turning on the machine to suck all the dark, and evil stuff outside of his heart. The machine's mega-glass that had nothing but some of the Ztar's dust inside, and the tubes ending mini cones are sucking ALL of the Ztar's Pure Negative energy from Dry Bowser's Black Heart. Dry Bowser knows how much his heart still has dark negative energy, since his meter is on 500 HP. 3 hours and 38 minutes later, the Ztar's Dark meter is on 500 HP.

"How much longer, Kid?" Asked Dry Bowser. "It's only on 339 HP, the Ztar's Dark HP meter supposed to be draining from 500 HP to 0 HP." Said Toadette.

1 hour and 30 minutes later, the Ztar's Dark meter is on 102 HP. "Boy, I can't get enough of this madness and mayhem. I'm starting to feel better very soon." Dry Bowser said after he's being patient.

56 minutes later, Ztar's Dark meter is on 93 HP, and it's still sucking his dark energy. "I really hate loathing Princess Rosalina, and if I'm a skeletal self of Bowser, that means I'm beginning to end the bad." "Don't worry, Dry Bowser, your heart won't be empty; and after I drain your Ztar's Dark Negative Energy, I'm going to fill your heart with the Glowing Starman added with Princess Rosalina's love potion dust Formula. I've mixed it a little bit of it. You won't regret Rosalina, Dry Bowser."

30 minutes later, Ztar's Dark meter is on 66 HP, and it's still sucking his dark energy. If my heart is about to get at 0 HP, I won't breathe." Said Dry Bowser. "You're gonna be fine, Dry Bowser." Said Toadette. "Okay, kid. I'm going to live." Said Dry Bowser.

12 minutes later, Ztar's Dark meter is on 42 HP, and it's still sucking all of his dark energy. 1 minute later, Ztar's Dark meter is on 3 HP, and it's still sucking his dark energy. 5 seconds later, Ztar's Dark meter is finally on 0 HP, and his dark energy from Dry Bowser's black heart drained out at 0 HP. "I didn't even feel a thing in my heart."

Toadette grabs the mega-sized jar with the glowing magic good luck charms MIXED together with the all of EVERYTHING NICE with a Gold Grand Star (Mario Party 10) and the 1-UP Mushrooms, and she took all of the tubes from Ztar's energy-sucking machine and screwed it on the Star's energy-sucking machine, turned on the other machine, and the good energy is going through all of the tubes to his empty heart until glass is empty.

5 hours later, the jar is empty and the good energy with the Starman is inside Dry Bowser's heart, and made him powerful again! And Toadette grabs the mini-tubes, and takes them out of Dry Bowser's heart, and she's turning off the machine.

"So how do you feel?" Toadette asked. "I'M POWERFUL!" Said Dry Bowser. And Toadette has the love potion with a Princess Rosalina scent inside of the bottle. "That's my skeletal friend. And when you see Rosalina, have her drink this bottle, to make her fall in love with you, so you can be a skeletal Koopa King." Said Toadette, as she hands Dry Bowser the love potion with a Princess Rosalina scent inside, he took the bottle off of her hands.

Toadette helps Dry Bowser gets to fall in love with Princess Rosalina

I TOTALLY AGREE WITH DRY BOWSER!

Dry Bowser marries Princess Rosalina and becomes "husband and wife" - (Dry Bowser In Love)

Toadette, Anti-Toadette, Toadiko, Jolene, Toodles, and Blaze are staring at the dead Princess Rosalina grave.

"Girls, does Dry Bowser know about Princess Rosalina?" Asked Toadette as she puts her hand on the grave. "Um, the one where he like, loathes her?" Asked Toadiko. "That's always because Dry Bowser and Rosalina ARE a dating couple BEFORE they could get married." Said Anti-Toadette. As the girls stared the grave, Dry Bowser, Princess Rosalina, Dry Bowser Jr, Lubba, and a floating Luma came to the girls.

"You know, girls. Me and Dry Bowser are gonna get married tomorrow morning at the Honeymoon Chapel." Said Rosalina. "Who said that?" Asked Toadette. The girls turned around to Dry Bowser, Rosalina, and Luma. "Kid, it's us that me, who is the GOOD KOOPA, a BEAUTIFUL, witty, and charming Princess that I wooed her to make me her favorite fiancé, she's my favorite fair maiden, and a floating star like Baby Star Luma that we're going to get married tomorrow morning at the Honeymoon Chapel for our first honeymoon." Said Dry Bowser.

"WOW! You're gonna like, get married?!" Asked Toadiko. "I know you and the girls are excited, and yes we are." Said Dry Bowser. "You know, I'm just glad that you have changed and you and Rosalina are FINALLY in love after he knows that she's a boring version of Princess Peach, but Rosalina's not THAT boring, and she's not THAT bad." Said Toadette.

"No offense to Princess Rosalina, though." Said Blaze.

"Good point, kid. We Koopa-Stars can never hate each other. You know, you're not so bad after all, Rosie-Pea. I'm sorry for loathing you while I was bitty at you after I said to the pink baby Dudette that you were such a bad influence since you were a boring version of Princess Peach. I tolerated the others while I was acting like Bowser." Said Dry Bowser. "Well, at least you're still a skeletal version of Mario's archenemy, Bowser." Said Rosalina.

"Yeah, he's a GOOD Koopa, Rosalina. When Betty and Barney had Bamm-Bamm, and Fred and Wilma had Pebbles, they're like, The Flintstone-Rubble family!" Said Toadiko. "I didn't know that, kid." Said Dry Bowser. "Neither do I." Said Toadiko. "And why do you have Baby Peach in your hands?" Asked Toadette.

"Kid, Princess Pink Dudette's at a spa so she wants me and Rosalina to take care of her." Said Dry Bowser. "Ga ga ga goo." Cooed Baby Peach.

"Aww, Baby Peach's adorable, and I think she's playing with Luma." Said Toadette. "You said it, sis!" Said Anti-Toadette. The girls, Dry Bowser, Rosalina, and Luma are walking inside Rosalina's house. As Rosalina and Dry Bowser are prepared for the wedding tomorrow, Dry Morton Koopa Sr. came to Rosalina and Dry Bowser. "Dad, I didn't know you were there." Said Dry Bowser.

"I know, Son. And who is this turquoise princess?" Asked Dry Morton Koopa Sr. "That 'turquoise princess' happens to be your beautiful, witty, and charming soon-to-be brand-new daughter-in-law, and I am her wooing fiancé, dad. If I marry her, she's gonna be 'Mrs. Dry Bowser Koopa' and I'm still Mr. Dry Bowser." Said Dry Bowser. "It's the night before Valentine's Day. My groom-to-be is excited for the BIG day tomorrow, because your baby great-great-great grandson who is a baby star, Luma is also happy for me and Dry Bowser who fell in love." Said Rosalina. "Wow. You two kids are Happily Ever After yourselves." Said Dry Morton Koopa Sr.

"Blaze, I sure hope they will get to be in a Honeymoon Chapel." Said Toadette. "Yeah, I hope so." Said Blaze. "Oh! And before I do my favorite thing for tomorrow, I would say: DRY KOOPALINGS! THRONE ROOM, PRONTO!" Said Dry Bowser.

"To the Throne Room!" Said Dry Lemmy. "Yeah!" Said Dry Larry.

The seven Dry Koopalings (would've been Dry Koopa Kids): Dry Iggy Koopa, Dry Morton Koopa Jr., Dry Lemmy Koopa, Dry Ludwig von Koopa, Dry Roy Koopa, Dry Wendy O. Koopa, and Dry Larry Koopa quickly dash towards the throne room, finding Dry Bowser, Princess Rosalina, Lubba, Luma & Lumas, Dry Morton Koopa Sr., Toadette and the girls.

"Can we help you, Dry King Dad?" Asked Dry Iggy. "I have an important announcement to make, kids." Said Dry Bowser. "Um, before you start the annoucement, who ARE those bone turtles?" Asked Rosalina. "Those bone turtles happen to be my favorite little darlings called Dry Koopa Kids, dear. And the little one is my son, Dry Bowser Koopa II." Said Dry Bowser. "YOU had the Dry Koopa Kids?" Asked Rosalina.

"Yes, dear. They needed a mom, which happens to be you. The only mom that they want is you. Just like my positive, goody, two-shoes counterpart who's name's Bowser Koopa, Bowser Jr, and the Koopalings who needed Peach as a mom. They hadn't had a mom, so they going to need a mom." Said Dry Bowser. "What happened to your old wife named Dry Claudia Koopa?" Asked Rosalina. "She moved away. Because Dry Giga Bowser loves her, so I chose you to be the PERFECT little Mama of my life, as my little Galactic Space Queen, Princess Rosalina Star." Said Dry Bowser. "Um, I h-hope you're not gonna lose her, Dry Bowser." Toadette was a little worried. "Kid, quit worrying. There's no way that I'm not gonna lose her since she's my bride-to-be. And I'm her groom-to-be." Said Dry Bowser.

"Yeah Toadette. They'll like, be getting married tomorrow." Said Toadiko. "Okay…" Toadette whimpered. "Dad, these are your 8 grandsons and a granddaughter. They needed a mom which happens to be Princess Rosalina: soon-to-be new Queen mother of my little darlings and Dry Jr." Said Dry Bowser. "I didn't know Dry King Dad had granddad." Said Dry Larry.

"He needed Rosalina as a mom, Dry Larry." Said Dry Iggy. "Eh." Said Dry Larry. "Toadette, Anti-Toadette, the lovebirds are in love because they are like, on their first honeymoon." Said Toadiko. "May I start the announcement, please?" Asked Dry Bowser. "Go right ahead, Dear." Said Rosalina. "Thanks, Dearie-Poo. Ahem. Kids, now as you all know, I, Dry King Bowser Koopa, I'm really King Bowser Koopa, have realized now that I got divorced by my old wife named Dry Queen Claudia Koopa, which happens to be your mother and my ex-wife. I know, right? Tough love. I know you kids miss her, but she's moved away. And so, children, as you can see, since she's moved away, I have a new one which happens to be my light and glowing heart of my life. So guess what, children? Your old man, like me, Dry King Bowser Koopa, it's really King Bowser Koopa, chose Princess Rosalina Star to be the PERFECT classy, little Mama of my life, as my little Galactic Space Queen from Princess Rosalina's Comet Observatory. And so without further ado, kids, your soon-to-be new Queen mother, Princess Rosalina Star and I are finally gonna get married tomorrow at the Honeymoon Chapel so we can rekindle on our Honeymoon for our first-year wedding on our first-year anniversary." Announced Dry Bowser."

Dry Koopalings are excited for the wedding tomorrow.

"Is Rosalina gonna be our new queen mom, Dry King Dad?" Asked Dry Iggy. "Yes, Dry Son. She is." Said Dry Bowser. "Can-eth we celebrate-eth you and Rosalina's party, Dry King Pop?" Asked Dry Ludwig.

"Until tomorrow, Dry Son. I know you are excited and you wanna do that today, but let's do that tomorrow." Said Dry Bowser.

"Okay, Dry King Pop. We need to prepare for tomorrow, though." Said Dry Ludwig. "Can we, Dry King Daddykins?" Asked Dry Wendy. "Yes, you may." Replied Dry Bowser.

"Come on, guys, let's prepare for tomorrow!" Said Dry Wendy. "Yeah! I can't wait for the BIG DAY AHEAD OF US!" Cried Dry Larry. The Dry Koopalings and Dry Jr. are prepared for the BIG day tomorrow, they put some Anti-Bone Breakable glue to keep them from being broken. And Toadette grabs the video camera and the camcorder, and turns the video camera. "I hope you and Rosalina will be married and be on a first Honeymoon. Me, my sweet evil-twin and sexy big sister, our secretary, Toadiko, our co-secretaries, Jolene and Toodles, and our helper, Blaze are gonna be your flower girls for the wedding." Said Toadette. "I hope so, little kid." Said Rosalina. "Mind if I turn on the camera, so I can film it to be a Wedding Gift before Valentine's Day, please?" Asked Toadette.

"As long as you don't break it, or run out of batteries, Kid." Said Dry Bowser. "Okay." Said Toadette.

"Whoever you are, I'm sure you're gonna love our daughter. And we insist by doing what you gotta do: we'll let you marry our baby." Rosalina's Mom expected Dry Bowser to grab Rosalina's hand, and kissed it.

"I'm not too shy to do that, Old Mrs. Rosalina. But I'll take your daughter's hand in marriage." Said Dry Bowser.

"What are you doing, hon?" Asked Rosalina, since Dry Bowser came down to his skeletal knee and looked at her in her eye. "Kissed your hand and came down to my skeletal knee, I look at you in the eye, and I would say to the BEAUTIFUL Princess: Princess Rosalina Star: soon-to-be NEW Mrs. Dry King Bowser Koopa, in a full of Holy Word of the life at your own home planet called the Comet Observatory like the Gateway Galaxy for a new world for a PERFECT King Bowser Koopa like me since you're the new love of my life, will you please marry me until death to us apart, so we can all live Happily Ever After?" Asked Dry Bowser. "Yes, Dry Bowser; I WILL marry you… as long as you don't loathe me or become bitty at me ever again." Said Rosalina. "HAVE MERCY!" Cried Dry Bowser.

Toadette turned on the video camera and filmed it.

"Ahem! Rosalina's Comet Observatory is proud to present: The Making of the Honeymoon Wedding. Hi, my name is Toadette Fungi: The CUTEST, adorable, and the lovable littlest darling baby girl. And what I have here is my evil-twin sexiest, sexy and 'sweet n sour' 15-year-old oldest sister, Anti-Toadette aka A.T.2. for short. And guess what? Dry King Bowser Koopa and Princess Rosalina Star are FINALLY in love, and they are getting married at the Honeymoon Chapel tomorrow morning at 8:00 a.m." Said Toadette as

I love you for this. Rosalina is the worst character in the Mario series in my opinion and it's because of the many reasons you wrote here. She's boring, overrated, her backstory is cliché, and just doesn't help anyone! She sent poor Mario to get all those stars in Galaxy while she just floated there in the observatory like the useless fairy she is. Didn't even feed the hungry Lumas there; what a terrible mother!
Sorry, had to rant, too. But, again, I love what you wrote here. Don't listen to the fanboys/fangirls here. You have a right to your opinion and they can go cry a river. Amazing work!

I am offensive and I find this a fan of Rosalina

Wow. How could someone be so messed up that they have this much hate for a fictional character?! Huh. I wonder if I should speak through Rosalina and post a rant about that.

I'm also wondering where all this made up 'peach clone' crap came from. It doesn't even make sense.

Not to meant that you think Toadette, TOADETTE of all characters, who's rarely had an important appearance in her existence (I still like her though,) can be more interesting than Rosalina.