Well, that was funny. Especially the last one. Why they put their guns down their pants when that could happen, I'll never know.

That was very funny.

FYI: "Conches" are seashells. From my understanding of the story, you wanted Blair to ask the caller if his friend was "conscious", or awake.

People do make some funny calls to emergency lines! I will look for that book, and look forward to reading the sequel from you.

The funniest part of this story was when you had Blair ask the caller, "Is he conches?"

Why he asked him if he buddy was seashells, I haven't figured out yet.