Delightful crackfic! And Luna's not only the perfect foil, but the perfect tinfoil hat (which she would wear at the drop of a rabbit).

But Harry is the star of the show (and Snape is the neutron star who draws him into his orbit).

Brilliant! I love the humor!

Hilarious. I grinned all the way through, and laughed out loud at Snape's "First we have the man who is known for doing bugger-all save being killed by a curtain; repulsive bully and all-around idiot, Sirius Black."
Many thanks.

This was fun!
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