I can honestly say that this is one of the most beautiful fanfics I have ever read.

" what about gray and juvia?"
"...oh"
Oh my fucking god ur a genius! U always make me laugh!
*still laughing*

Another giggle fest, great story.

You have THE BEST one-shots. Oh my god. This is hilarious.

EVERYONE... RUN AWAY from the EVIL bacon that can TALK XD I love this story, it is funny and i kinda pity Levy for the badass Bacon that is very aggressive XD

What the hell is wrong with them. Natsu needs to be careful on what he buys

Poor Gray and Juvia...but hilarious nonetheless

HAHA! Bacon is delicious (Turkey) but where the hell did you get such an idea from? Such a creative mind. Hope you wrote more stories like these! :)

Hilarious! I really love u and your stories! Haven't laugh so much in a while! Thanks for the good vibes!

you should write another one

"...Oh" OMG LOL LIKE I CANT WTF YES

Really funny, i love how Macao and Wakaba are just sitting there and drinking while all of this is happening.

... I laughed soooooooooooo hard during this and the spoon wars (which I will definitely force my friends to participate in) that my family looked at me like I lost it. In conclusion, you should make a collection of comedy/friendship for Levy and Lucy (throw in what ever 'spice' you want) and i will read every word... and make people think I'm crazy. (this is just a suggestion, so don't comply if you don't want to)
thanks for reading my suggestion
Swift-chan

Omg. Absolutely hilarious and a completely interesting idea. All in all - Made my day.

I just died of laughter!...and now have a fear of bacon...wahhhh! But I love my bacon...but I think it might eat me...