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Can you please trap Dylan in a refrigerator and drop him off a cliff PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ

Plz update soon! I love this story it makes me laugh so hard

Please update this story ASAP cause I love this story. It makes me laugh so much!:D

please update I am begging u

Love it , it makes me crack up :D , keep up the good work

This is hilarious! Post more please!

woohoo! awesome. keep updating - your bunnies want you to!
*bunny gives cute pleading look*

Can I be a part of da fang-girls?! OO I love fang sooooo much! :D... BUT I F-NICKING HAAATTTTEEE DYLAN WITH A BURNING PASSION! Annoy/torture Dylan some more! :D This is a good story to read when you just want Dylan to go fall of the face of the earth!

I must complement you on you evilness.

Yesssss! One recipe for death coming right up:
Part One: lock him in a room with a bunch of poisonous snakes, rabid dogs, your bunnies, fang girls, and starved tigers! Note: only the rabid dogs are optional. make no substitutes, but other animals may be added. Wait half an hour. Let the bunnies and animals of death out. Have them report about what happened. wait ten minutes. if there is no sines of life, lead Angel by the room to make sure that there are no thoughts coming from the room. If there is a sine of life, let rabid Fang into room to finish the job, as he should be the one to kill Dylan once and for all. If Fang is not available, contact all of your nearby Fax girls (make sure I am one of them, or else!), give them an assortment government weapons, and let them into room. Once this is done, clear out if the area and nuke the place, just in case. Wait about 20 years, then return to spit on his grave.
Part Two: We are feeling merciful and happy right now ( Dylan is dead! Declare a national holiday!), so we decide to not bomb Patterson's house as punishment for DARING to writing such a thing. Instead, just kidnap him, and give him a serious talking to. Use a combined force of blackmail and bribery (but mostly blackmail) to make sure that he NEVER does something like this again.
THE END

I have annn idea soooo what if you got Dylan to drink a nice sweet smoothie but it had a very hot pepper which made his whole mouth burn!
I think it would be hilarious :D

*laughs* Oww...

I'm back! :)
Message for Dylan: JUST GIVE UP MAN.
Message for you: Awesome. I Will tell my friends to review too. (more than 4 reviews!)
Message for Max: :D! (if you don't know, this translates into the emotion of pure joy)
Another Message for Dylan: GO NEER MAX AND DIE

*tears of joy* THIS IS SOOOOOOO COOL! REVENGE! BEAT HIM UP! SHAVE OFF HIS HAIR! PLEASE MAKE HIM STOP SINGING AND DISRUPTING FAX! RECRUIT GOOD ARY! BURN IN YOU KNOW WHERE, DYLAN! WHEN I DIE I WILL SUMUN YOU TO MY DEATH WORLD AND KILL YOU IN THE WORST WAY IMAGINABLE! THEN I WILL BRING YOU BACK TO LIFE AND KILL YOU AGAIN!
sorry, the entire subject of Dylan makes me FURIOUS. LOL, I want to hug all of your bunnies. please disregard the rant of death, im actually a reasonably nice person who enjoys books. :)