Weed is definitely healthier than Tequila haha.

haha, that was some funny shit, I never read a story like this. thanks for sharing.

This was very fun. Especially that last bit in La Push, that was my favourite. Thanks for sharing your comic genius with us.

i have read so many jasper and bella fanfictions- cuz jasper is the best vampire no question- and they all show a very sweet jasper who is kind and gentle. he is like that i but i think this fanfic shows His true colours better than others i have read and i love it for it.

*cackles*

Turtley awesome

That was some funny alien shit! Hope you and yours are safe and healthy in these crazy times. Ty too.

Gotta love Ty!

I love her already.

Very funny story, I really liked the Ty character and his interaction with Bella.

found this story again after I don't know how long and I still love Ty to pieces. this whole thing is awesome. thanks for sharing!

This was the best story I've ever read in my life! I have been laughing for days and I am satisfied with everything! I wish I could kiss you right now. Thank you so much for a great read.

Best story ever. You are an amazing writer please continue to write never stop cuz your stories are hilarious. You can really make someone feel like they're a part of the story and not just reading it..

Oh my god! I love this whole story from start to finish! Besides messing with the Cullens and the Volturi, reading about Area 51 was hysterical... please write more stories like this one. It was an honest joy to read.

Fan-bloody-tastic! Loved this, I've been reading a lot of angst lately and this was a nice fun and funny to break it up and lighten the mood. Loved the pairing, loved the coven, loved Ty and Bella's relationship, just loved it all. Good job!