This was a rollercoaster from start to finish! I laughed so hard! Hobbit-sized leash! Fantastic!

Another favourite from you! Thank you for writing!

And, somehow, I don't think his "day" ended there...

You should add a "no-drinks-while-reading"-warning into the description.
If I had been with my usual coffee, I'd have lost my screen.

I think you are my new Fanfiction Diety.

Oh, boy. Everybody will be glad when the coronation is over.

Heh. Fun. I'm definitely staying in your universe for a while. I think Tolkien was too near the gloom of a war and thought wiping out an entire line was normal/something that happens. Well it is but it's not NICE! Ah!... I wish the third movie will have an alternate ending. *sigh*

"Most of us do, dear – the average male of any species is a work in progress."

excellent.

Thanks for this lovely little piece.

BAHAHAHAHA I literally could NOT breathe for a while there! This is Hilarious!

Thorin should just grab the crown and run down the halls and yell!
That is excellent read! Please write more of these, really enjoyed it. And loved Thorin !He is definitely my favorite Dwarf! Thank you!