This is hilarious! Both Ares and Poseidon beating Athena is just perfect.
I've been reading and rereading this series for years, and coming back to find that you've posted a new chapter (although I'm a little late) is wonderful. I hope you eventually continue!

So, two years. I take it that you won't be updating? Ah, well, I guess good things don't last. So anyway, I really enjoyed it. It was hilarious, brilliant, and all things meaning awesome. I loved it.

Okay, so I've decided that the ultimate choice for a song of the week is, The Camofire Song(Lightning Thief Musical). I mean, can you imagine: Athena doing the part dissing Poseidon. Hades doing the part dissing Demeter. Hephaestus dissing Aphrodite. Everybody skipping the part dissing Pan out of respect for the dead.

Can the quote of the week be, "Send help. And cronuts." - Lester Paupadopoulos, human Apollo.

Dear Aphrodite,
There's a girl I really like, and I want to confess. The only problem: I'm a girl too! I want to confess, but I don't want to risk destroying our friendship. HELP!
-Sparkles
P.S. Play Yandere Simulator. I think you'll aprove of the main character's devotion to her lover.

this series of fanfics are absolutely hilarious, massively underappreciated too

I love the Hercules movie, it’s not any where near the real mythology but it’s still good. My fav not modern Disney movie is The Aristocats

It’s not incest it’s

This should be the real list.
(a.k.a minor war goddess.)

or Hades?
4. Ares

6. Apollo
7. Hermes

Gaea is the earth mother

Why would Ares be afraid of his own son?

(Athena and Aphrodite) Oh how the roles have switched.

I ship Artollo

I know it’s incest but I also ship Artemis and Apollo

(Sorry I accidentally pressed post before I was finished! And it wouldn’t let me review the same chapter twice, so I’m reviewing on this one)
I can’t believe you actually updated after all this time you absolute madlad. I was so surprised seeing this notif in my email! This is the first subscription I’ve received from in a long time, which makes me sad. Where did all those lovely authors go? Anyways, it’s time for me to reread this story to remember what was happening. I can’t let your hard work go to waste, can I? I do remember, however, that this was one of the most entertaining pjo fics. I was always excited for it to update. It seems I got my wish, yeah?