Wholesome.

Oh poor Garry having to deal with Oni!

"He started to Run with Grace right the fuck out of there"

That is the part where I completely lost it. ALL of it. Well done. XD

Win. Next, have them visit the Mushroom Kingdom and meet Niko Bellic.
Derp.

Aww, nice to see a happy ending. Well, ok, a bunch of things died, but none of the important ones did, so I say happy ending! And it's nice to see Uro doing something good. Didn't think that was possible...