I'm sending this to a bio-major friend of mine who's recovering from surgery and needs a lift, subject heading 'this shouldn't work but works perfectly.'

Unbearably idyllic..Let me guess-that's Javert's opinion!

More people should read this. It's pure genius!

This is marvelous.
Absolutely marvelous.

I just assumed that this would be a poem and that Javert's whole schtick would be that cutting down Truffulas was against the lawr!

Hahahahahaha

Ah, Jean Valjean is kind of a pushover. But at least he doesn't completely give in to Javert.

lol i can almost imagine the lorax being so insistant

And then they stayed together their entire lives, bickering to the end. Awwwwwwwwww...

Hahaha! Well done. Totally out of the 20th century (instead of the 19th)

You sound like a true environmentalist!

Is there more?

perfection!