I'm sorry to say clintashias fans but age of ultron has Bruce with blak widow

Your angst is wonderful, truth be told it's why I first came here. But I totally stayed for the humor because DUDE. This is glorious. And I love Darcy. She just so unashamedly does not give a f*ck.

Haha. Nice.

Hilarious and brilliant - love it! The gender swap is a little weird, but it's awesome none the less! :D

dam i actually can imagine black widdow as a sexy red head russian man... dam

OMG THIS IS BRILLIANT
ALSO YOU GAVE GENDERSWAPPED BARTON MY NAME SO BROWNIE POINTS FOR THAT WIFEY MY BODY WAS NOT READY
BUT NOW
WELL NOW GET IN MY BED.
ALSO DARCY IS MY QUEEN AND UGHHH SO PERFECT
I'M SPEECHLESS RIGHT NOW
DO YOU KNOW HOW RARE THAT IS DO YOU
KUDOS MUCHACHOS
WELL PLAYED

OMG

THAT IS ALL

screetching, I am fucking screetching. jesus fuck, you write darcy so freaking well and gender swap clintasha, now that's just fucking hot. /fans self. this is perfection, you are perfection. bravo!