SEND DW TO THE RANCH! (#deadmeme)

I hate that stupid brat Dora Winifred! Sure she was given a duck in the actual episode and I think it was to teach her a lesson of how Santa doesn’t like rotten, obnoxious, selfish and inconsiderate little brats like her, but she actually deserves to get a lump of coal like in the fanfiction because she’s been bad the whole episode like how she doesn’t thank Arthur for writing her list to Santa Claus and won’t shut up about thinking he wrote it all wrong when he didn’t! Course she also opened the bathroom door when Arthur was peeing thinking she saw Santa when it was really her uncle but she didn’t seem to care. D.W. is an idiot! She also did other bad things to Arthur so she deserves to be on the naughty list for a reason!

If I gave her a present it would be a deadly venomous snake ready to bite her when she opens it or even a wolverine to attack her stupid face!

D.W. sure did get what she deserves. :)

Someone like that had a tantrum like D.W today and I don't know why and most importantly, I don't really care.
Someone's tantrum destroyed my perfectly good mood, I didn't know what that 8/9 year old girl's problem was, quite frankly. Daisy was her name! Her behaviour gave me the blues! It was at the Anchor pub with my parents, their friends and their neighbour. How a perfectly normal 8/9 year old could behave like such an immature 2/4 year old is anyone's guess! (Might be autistic, like me!) Bloody hell! I thought to myself. Even Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons has better behaviour. (At least RW has a heart than that annoying brat, even though he is not that bright.)

Feeling a bit crap and crying my bloody eyeballs out! Thinking about what I've said earlier about that girl giving me the blues makes me think of the perfect blues/country and western/12 bar blues/RN'B/reggae songs that I love listening to whenever I feel down. These include, but not limited to:

Married to the blues by The Nortons,
Mannish Boy by Muddy Waters,
9 to 5 by Dolly Parton,
America sucks less by CollegeHumour,
Boom-Shack-A-Lack by Apache Indian,
Somebody Else's guy by Jocelyn Brown,
Hit Music by The pet shop boys,
Wings by Sir Ringo Starr
Right Here by SWV,
Sweet Home Chicago by Eric Clapton/Blues Brothers,
Baby, come back by Pato Benton,
Rawhide by the Frankie Laine/Blues Brothers and many others.

In the wise words of Buddha: 'You will not be punished for your anger, but you will be punished by your anger.'

The tantrum DW pulled on Christmas was bad, but I imagine that she might do a similar tantrum in her sweet sixteenth!

I can see her being led to her new car. This is what will happen.

D.W: I know what it might be!
(DW looks around and sees a $67,000/£67,000 green Lexus)
DW: a Lexus?
DW's dad: It's not just any car, but it's a real fast car!
DW: Is it pink?
DW's dad: Ummmmm, possibly not. Are you upset?
DW: No...I wanted a pink Lexus! I WANTED A PINK LEXUS! (Inaudible, immature temper-tantrum induced wailing) I wanted Lexuuuuus! Daddy, how could you!? This is the worst sweet 16th ever!
DW's dad: Dora Winifred Read! Why did you throw that tantrum! That car cost a lot of money!
DW: It's the wrong colour!
DW's dad: That's it, the Temper Tantrum Patrol Squad are here to arrest you!

(TTPS take DW away to an all-female borstal.)

D.W'S behaviour was despicable! Even Ralph Wiggum behaves better than her. Scratch that. Ralph is a funny character even though he isn't that bright. But seriously, D.W! Think of those poor children who are being abused and bullied and those poor single teen mothers who don't have enough to feed their young!

D.W. is such a asshole! I wish they never made this Christmas special!

Spoiled rich people remind me of Riley Anderson’s college bully; Tiffany Von Spoildt from The Inside Out Show that I’m going to write in the future. She will bully children/young people who come from middle/working class families (Including Riley), Fat people, autistic/disabled students and girls who are not like her spoiled self. E.G: Riley’s hockey team, her friends in San Francisco/Minnesota. Tiffany is always bullying her peers but mainly picks on Riley and calls her ‘An uneducated fool from Minnesota’ and when she doesn’t get her way, she begins throwing her usual tantrums like a certain D.W Read. But looking on the bright side, Ms. Von Spoildt is often a target for bad karma such as when Riley found out that she injured one of her hockey team members with a dodgeball and was expelled and soon grounded for a year!

Christmas day is immanent and yet D.W ruins Christmas with her tantrum of death over not getting the talking tabby thingummy she always yearned for.

D.W Really needs to think of others who are

A: Being abused at home,
B: People starving in third world countries and impoverished council estates/trailer parks,
C: people who are suffering a terminal illness and don't have any money for medical supplies, let alone food, etc.

She needs to trade lives with a desperate single mother named Demi Morris who suffers the similar problem as Safiyyah Cotton. apparently, she claims that she 'Can't afford Christmas' That poor woman and she has 3 young teenage kids and a nephew to support.

A desperate mum has been going without meals to feed her family and can't afford Christmas after cuts to her Universal Credit payments.
Demi Morris, 46, is struggling to survive on her reduced monthly payments and her hours as a part-time community carer.
The mother-of-three, from Acocks Green, Birmingham, also looks after her 22-year-old nephew at her home.

He has severe learning difficulties and demanding needs which she meets on top of her day job.
Speaking to Birmingham Live, Demi said: "I’m not ashamed to admit sometimes I have to go without meals and I can’t afford to buy clothes.
"I’m just keeping my head above water, and I’m not the only one."
The carer blames the new benefits system, which she signed onto in April, for almost costing the family their council home when payments through Universal Credit to Birmingham City Council were late.

She added: "When I first claimed universal credit they said I had to go out and work, even though I’m a carer for my nephew, which I did, but it caused all kinds of problems.
"I was also told I had to go for a month without any money.
"They give you an advanced loan which you have to pay back, but it only gets you even further in debt.

"I went out to work in care in the community for 16 hours a week, which they said would be fine, but it messed everything up.
"Not only was I in debt with the £100 advanced payment but it messed my rent up and reduced my payments to the point where I’m struggling to put food on the table.
"I feel like we can't afford Christmas.
"We've got just about enough for food on the table and a roof over our heads, which we just have to be thankful for."
Demi says she received £480 for each of the first two months she claimed Universal Credit, before it dropped to £280.
"That goes nowhere,” the mum said. "I was told with the 16 hours it should be £480 but the whole system is just a shambles.
"They say the deductions are because of my earnings but I wasn’t told that when I went to claim for universal credit.
"I wasn’t told a lot of things.
“It feels like I’ve been penalised for going back to work.”

Demi’s nephew has learning difficulties, Asperger syndrome and ADHD, and needs constant care and support which she does her best to provide around her day job and the long hours travelling.
Her sons, aged 16 and 20, and 18-year-old daughter pay their way but have their own studying and training commitments and the family have narrowly missed being evicted.
Demi said: "I’ve got bills to pay going back to the time when I first claimed universal credit. I’m worried about everything. I haven’t got enough for food, gas or electric. I can understand why people in this situation get depressed and take their own lives, I really can, because they do not explain any of this to you.
"All I want to know is how many hours I should work. Now they say I should be working more than 16 hours, but how can I when I’m looking after my nephew as well?"

One of Demi’s biggest worries is arrears with the rent on their home.
Demi said: "The rent payments go from universal credit to the city council and they have been a week or two weeks late, which means we get in arrears and threatened with eviction. It is not just us, a lot of people are in the same situation.
"When I ask them they say to take it up with the city council, but everyone tells you something different, so who do you believe? I can’t support my household any more, they will have to support themselves."
A spokesman for the Department for Work and Pensions said: "The reasons for people using food banks are complex, and it would be wrong to link a rise to any one cause.
"With Universal Credit people are moving into work faster and staying in work longer than under the old system. It provides additional, tailored support to help people move into work and stop claiming benefits altogether.
"No one should have to face hardship with Universal Credit and we have made 100% advances available from day one."

At least she can afford love for her family!

'Money can't buy me love'- John Lennon 1940-1980

Here's what happened to D.W after her tantrum over that lump of coal. (Or perhaps if she got Quackers instead.)

Quackers: 'Hi, I'm Quackers! Do you love me?'
D.W: NO! Quackers is a stupid toy!
D.W throws Quackers out the window, Quackers hits the road and a car runs over the Quackers toy. After what happened, Jane (Her mother) got really angry so she had to put her foot down. Arthur's dad covered baby Kate's ears and Pal and Rory the dogs ducked under the coffee table. Arthur dreaded what might happen next...

Jane Read: DORA WINIFRED READ, how many times have I told you? Santa couldn't find a talking tabby for you so we had to do with this talking duck! I can't believe you pulled this stunt on Christmas!

DW: But-but it's the wrong toooooy!
David Read: We don't care, D.W! Due to your recent outburst, you are not only grounded until January 2019 and banned from Mary Moo Cow and Love Ducks also blaming your older brother on everything and throwing tantrums but we've already phoned the Temper Tantrum Patrol Squad to take you to an all-female military borstal!

A little while later, a TTPS Military jeep pulls up.

TTPS Woman: We are here to take your unruly daughter to one of our all female borstals!

Jane Read: She's all yours!

D.W was taken out the house still throwing a tantrum! Despite her efforts, she was thrown in the jeep (Insert Ed, Edd n' Eddy's Subaluwa sound) and then taken to the TTPS All female borstal!

Arthur and Kate and their adopted 20 year old sister Arlena were happy that DW wasn't going to bother them anytime soon!

Thomas: What do you think of DW Now?
James: Too much puff and not enough steam!

This reminds me of my worst enemy; a spoilt chav called Mackenzie who keeps bullying me at school due to her popularity and making me cry.

I remember when I was invited to her sweet sixteenth (Don't know why) and she was given a new Lexus for her birthday and threw a tantrum about her new car not being a Bugatti and she had the nerve to call me a idiotic peasant from Minnesota. I just couldn't help but burst into tears. But luckily my dad spoke to me about how he was bullied by a horrid child in his old college. Needless to say, I felt so much better when Mackenzie was sent to an all female borstal! Good riddance to her!

DW ought to be friends with my snobbish bully, Connie!

I expect Connie D'Amico threw tantrums when she didn't get what she wanted!

In my mind, DW's downfall should arrive abruptly, by that I mean a Speakonia style video which involves a lesbian loving, blonde-haired, woman who carries around a massive mobile phone from the 80's. (Charlotte Pickles) This is what it would sound like. (May contain 18 language, rape, etc.) (Warning, those characters remain normal in this story, but not in this comment)

DW: Hello, my name is DW Read and I am the worst Arthur character in the history of the godforsaken world. The reason why I'm the worst character ever is because I like throwing temper tantrums like there's no tomorrow and also I like blaming my older brother for everything that goes wrong. No wonder why he's in the Barney Bunch, being anally raped by Drew Pickles, Barney, Ronald McDonald, The Quaker Queer, SpongeBob SquarePants Patrick star, Lightning McQueen, Thomas The tank engine, Fireman Sam, The Wiggles, Yoda, Chas Finster, Charlie Brown,Melvin and all the other gay butt-bashers in the Barney Bunch. Even my ugly, stupid younger sister joined the Betty Bunch being scissored by Betty Deville, Baby Bop, Sally Carrera, Riley Anderson, Charlotte Pickles, Sandy Cheeks, Pearl Krabs, Emily the green engine, Sailor Moon, Peppermint Patty and Marcie and all those carpet-chewers in the Betty Bunch. Enough of that, I also like having sex with inanimate objects. Wait a minute, who is that woman with the gaping clitoris? Who the Fuck are you?

Charlotte Pickles: Hello, you little brat. 'tis I, Charlotte Pickles; the most lesbian woman in the universe and I have heard from Mr. Hatton that you have been annoying your (urgh) brother to the point of him joining the (Yikes) Barney Bunch. That really does it! I am going to take away your vaginal innocence. Don't say I didn't warn you!

DW: Rape Me? I'm four years old, s-so you shouldn't rape me...

Charlotte Pickles: Shut up and prepare your vagina! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I hate you. hahahahahahahahahahahaha Your tantrums make me horny! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Mary, Mary, quite contrary, shave your pussy, it's so damn hairy! hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Your tantrums make me think of those suffering children who are suffering child abuse and bullying and poverty. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Sucking your vagina glglglglglglglglglglglglglglglg. releasing the payload to burn your ugly Aardvark face of soisoisoisoisoisoisoi. Bag, that was swell! Now that DW had been taken care of, the cartoon world's safe again. But, if anyone spoils your day, there's a plethora of people to come to your aid! See you again soon my sexy, sexy Lesbos!

Here are the 12 girls that I should think about to make me stop thinking of DW's little outburst on Christmas and Child Abuse/bullying cases. (Sang to the tune of the 12 Days Of Christmas)

There's the 12th girl on Christmas who really cheers me up,
12 Sandy's singing, (Sandy Cheeks, SpongeBob)
11 Curious Izzie's, (Isabella Garcia-Shapiro, Phineas and Ferb)
10 Rouge's stealing, (Rouge the Bat, Sonic)
9 girls transforming, (Sailor Scouts, Sailor Moon)
8 Velma's 'Jinkies,' (Velma Dinkley, Scooby-doo)
7 ponies singing, (Main Seven, MLP Equestria Girls)
6 Flynn's a busting, (Candace Flynn, Phineas and Ferb)
5 PRINCESSES! (Snow White, Cinderella, Rapunzel, Anna, Tiana, Disney Princesses)
4 friendly Lucy's, (Lucy, 64 Zoo Lane)
3 Emotions, (Joy, Sadness and Disgust, Inside Out)
2 Villainesses (Shego-Kim Possible and Eris- The Grim Adventures Of Billy and Mandy)
and DW getting killed by Harley! (Harley Quinn, Batman/Suicide Squad)

Thomas: Cinders and ashes, DW! Why did you get so angry on Christmas?
Edward: I agree with what young Thomas said. Christmas is on the horizon and you threw that fit over not getting that toy you wanted?! How unacceptable!
Henry: You should think of all those suffering children/young people who are being abused, bullied, living in poverty and just suffering dreadfully in general and no-one cares!
Gordon: Throwing a tantrum on Christmas over not getting the toy you always wanted?! (Here comes my T-shirt slogan!) O, THE INDIGNITY!
James: Throwing a fit over some coal?! Please(!) Even I wouldn't throw a fit as bad as yours if my shiny red coat was ruined by some coal dust!
Percy: I just don't know why she did that!
Toby: She needs to act her age, not her wheel size! (That reminded me of when Mavis first joined Sodor, she matured a lot since I taught her that!)
Duck: Her tantrum on Christmas was most definitely not the Great Western way!
Donald: Ye're a muckle nuisance!
Douglas: Ach, aye! Spite yer aulder brrother woud'ya!? There a mair comin' should ye misbehave...
Oliver: Oh, Toad! DW's recent outburst makes me so sad and upset!
Toad: Don't worry, Mr Oliver! Her outburst is all in the past. As Noddy Holder once said 'Look to the future, it's only just begun!'
Emily: D.W, can't you just think of the less fortunate on Christmas? Please? That's all we ask!

DW really needs to act her age, not her shoe size.