oh my goodness i laughed so hard

Alfred is a savage

Sinceramente no me gustó nada que le mintieran a Dami sobre el zoológico, eso fue muy cruel a mi parecer. Y pues sobre su madre, me alegra que por una noche, hasta que toquen las doce, pudiera disfrutar de la idea de ser un niño normal cuyos padres no pelean y su madre se comporta como tal.

I think I'm one of the few who thinks Talia really is Bruce's true love. So I found this scenario both hilarious yet romantic. I really liked the ending with Damian and Talia.

The eating the pets was a little dark though.

I read this story every year for Christmas. This is the third time and I still enjoy it.

That was absolutely lovely.

Super amazing story! I loved all the humor through the gifts, and then Damian's moment with his mother at the end made me tear up, just a little. Perfect combination of humor and drama, and the whole Batclan was perfectly in character. And the geese for the party dinner-perfect! Alfred's insisting on it was great. And I loved that Jason was just there, being generally rude, but only in a black-sheep-older-sibling kind of way, not a I-hate-my-family-and-routinely-try-to-kill-them kind of way. Great job!
Blessings,
Sophia

Ooooooooh now I understand the joke, Talia is very clever. Awwwww Dami this Christmas will always be a memorable thing to him. It was sooooooo sweeet. All the family are reunited in the mansion. Merry Chritmas ( ugh I know it's late -_-! )

This was so cute and funny! You did a great job! :)

Killing all those animals was sick and fucked up. They kinds they would have been given, were obviously PET ONES, that are NOT bred for eating. It isn't FUNNY to kill someone's pet. EVER. The person who's pet was killed to be eaten, NEVER finds it funny later on, or acceptable. The only thing it does, is create resentment for the rest of their life, and an inability to trust parents. So fucking SICK.

Cool I want this to be more than fanfiction

I LOVE this story. Have you considered a sequel?

This is sick and fucking WRONG. It's not FUNNY to eat children's pets. Ask kids who actually grew up on farms and did take certain animals as pets. They never get over it.

I really laughed a lot when Alfred told Dick about the pig, really fun fic

Hilarious! Damian is so... Cute!