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it was amazing haha :D
love it

Haha, epic! Love it.

hahahhaha Loved that.

This is pure awesomeness! Genius idea

I think I just about peed myself at the last line.

A fantastic story.

*giggles* awesome job

Thank you for creating this marvelous gem of riotous wonder. The laughs lifted my dreary day and had me reaching for my rescue inhaler by the time you mentioned the poor Volus. Pregnant Aria...gotta love it!

*laughing* when I chose this one to read after 'Odyssey' this was NOT what I was expecting! :D Wow, I loved this! Your Aria is so awesomely vulnerable... what's best is that she doesn't even know it! :-D I loved the pov and her 'voice' was spot on! The dialogue and your choice of language was perfect for her. Just loved it... a breath of fresh air. :-D

i like aria but it was nice to see her pregnant and so out of her super queen character. thank you for the story.

This is hilarious! Still want to see a volus roll like a football and what would be Shepard's favorite sex toy? Hmmm...

I will admit I lol'd. I liked the refrain.

The stupid little football comment still has me cracking up just thinking about it. Plus it's nice to see a vulnerable Aria... probably an Aria that will make sure the galaxy runs red with blood once she gives birth.

Hilarious and awesome! I laughed out loud at the Volus - they do look like a football when rolling, don't they? And at Aria gaining weight! And the repeated door-breaking! Again, I'm glad I have you on alert :D

Haha, this was awesome and hilarious! :D
You got me there, I thought she was sick or something at first. XD