Thank you for letting me die of laughter... Great story

My god rider you need therapy

... Words fail me in simultaneously the best and worst way possible. I enjoyed this more than I probably should have

So much crack. All of the crack. All of it. And some more. That said, I would like to read that dinner.

and here I considered EMIYA having the most twisted love-life, but damn...
poor Lutecia, she just don't get a break

"Because I was an idiot and believed a man who, in retrospect, literally has not stopped smirking in the last decade"
I laughed so much at this line.

This makes WAY too much sense.

And then Rider was the omniverse's motorcyle.

Did I really just say that?'

Right, so this story... as I expected from you, Moczo, your mind(s) is(are?) an incredibly scary thing(s). I don't even know where to BEGIN. There's so many issues I see that I'm afraid to write a proper review with any of your stories. So I'll settle with what I always do when it comes to you and your stories.

I'll favorite it.

Very funny. Totally bizarre, but funny.

I REALLY want to know what drugs hace you been on? Because I don't think even GAINAX. Could produce this much raw crackage... Next thing you know Rider's apparently Rei Ayanami. ..

Oh my god...

Ok, that was wrong, so wrong. Funny though.

AHAHAHA good lord! Poor Lulu XD XD After Rider's um, mind-bendy-crack-on-steroids confessions, I was just so damn glad Lulu was there to give my an ounce of sanity back. Now whenever I see a purple haired anime character, I'm going to think they're Rider's progeny.

This is just wrong. but oh so very funny.

Very funny, and so very unlike Rider I could actually believe it. Just one thing, you do remember that Shirou was adopted by Kiritsugu, right?