Only just discovered these and read the lot in one sitting, Just hilarious, all so in tune with the game and mostly real possibilities for my in game, death prone Shepard. My favourite by a long way is Mordin's miraculous escape on Tuchanka. Sheer genius.

Nooooooooooooooo! Not squeeky!

Yeah definitely not Canada! :P oh femshep, we missed ya.

Hahahah! Dem boots ain't made for walking!

LOL they finally agree on something! :D

You know, the thought of someone writing death after death of Commander Shepard is one of the most brilliant and crazy things ever. But it is very fitting for you! I loved this first drabble - the thought of poor Shepard being taken out by something as ordinary as a mech made me giggle, and then I felt bad. But seeing it from Miranda's eyes as she tried to guide him and eventually watched him due was great - especially her last thought. Nothing about his death, just a thought of how unhappy the Illusive man would be. Nicely done.

49 thumbs up!

I love this one! It's hilarious and the entire lot of these crazy death sequences are enough when you need a pick-me-up, Mass Effect style. :D

Was just thinking of you and this story today. Thanks for the new chapter! :)

- K

These are hilarious, Legion! I've enjoyed each and every chapter, and thoroughly enjoyed the ways you've sent our Shepard to their death.

Yeaa...
I am sure its interesting story for those that are into this o.o

LEEJ! I'm so glad to read your quirky humor again! Yayyyyyy! Also a Kaidan entry :))))

heheheheh ahhh damn you Joker.

glad to see that you are back.

eh don't forget the various ideas i gave you that you haven't written up yet

*Kills commanding officer and only hope the Galaxy has*

"Oh shit I'm gonna go down a pay grade!"

Loved it!

Still working through these. I'm usually the one who cringes at stick figure deaths in rogue-likes, but these are hilarious! Move over Space Ace. Very visual. Comic timing is golden.