This was hilarious.
"I play on Lunatic Mode." same, Cole.
And just him busting out of the coffin was gold. Not to mention, good ol' Zeke, always dragging him back into a medical bed.

what a nice story. hope you write more soon.

LOL XD Hilarious! Specially the train & funeral ;)
(Did you really use a Lightning Storm on a train? sounds funny, I have to try that ;P)
Can't get enough of these XD

Lunatic huh?
Graaaaaze

Anyway, have Misaka teach him how to walks on wall and how to form a gigantick black blade from iron sand. and then we can turn him into Alex Mercer. and then there will be gore.

Surely Cole's arch-nemesis, the city metro, will strike again! Will Empire City ever be safe?

I liked that part about the lack of gore, especially with the Reapers on the train tracks. And I liked Cole's "funeral." This was a funny story. You should continue with more little one-shots like this.

Oh God, my sides are killing me! This is so hilarious - I absolutely love it! Imagine Kessler with a bouquet of flowers and...seriously, I can't even begin to say how great this is. Well done!

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BWAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That was funny. :)

great story_hope to hear more :)