ahh gotta love grouchy Severus xD

Re-reading this once in a while when I'm sulky, makes me feel less bitchy in comparison :D I always love the way you write him, so dry it's hilarious.

Oh my gosh, I laughed out loud a fee times during this story! I love Snape, and you do an amazing job writing his character!

It takes a master and a true understanding of a character to do inner monologue this well-and this funny. There is nothing about this that is out of character, and I think morning Snape is my new favorite Snape. The last paragraph is a gift from the gods; a job very, very well done. :)

But no seriously I'm blaming you entirely for causing a midnight havoc at my house. My hysterical laughing and dying seal noises had nothing to do with it, nope nothing at all. Although you did manage to turn my family into a pack of scowling rats. Congratulations, i hope you feel proud of yourself.

3 As always great!

wonderfully bitchy.

Ok. I almost wet myself laughing. Multiple times. Job well done, my friend!

That was so funny - was actually laughing out loud!

Whoa, nice! Glad he's not one of the fanfic Snape who hates all Slytherins, but I'd be ready to yard Draco out any time my own self.

And we've all felt like this.

Although if Snape knew ahead of time if this was waiting for him, he would have warned the Potters in a letter and then run like hell somewhere else and let both sides work it out.

Oh, Severus...

Love the snippy inner monologue.
The last line was the perfect curve into humor rather than angst.

Bwahahaha! Not-A-Morning-Person!Snape is such a hilariously sarcastic bitchfest!
I can totally see it!
-Maelstrom

Heh heh heh. Squid jokes never stop being funny, do they?

And yes as it turns out, I can finally read again. Can I get a high-five?

Hahahahahaha!