Gave up. The misspellings made it impossible to read for me (I am dyslexic). Had seen in the prompt thay there would be drunken misspellings, however I thought naively it would only be in the dialogs and not in the entire story.

... what did I just read?
I have no freaking idea but it was hilarious!

as another reviewer said... stay drunk! :)

You had me from "his faithful dise dick"! Your drunken fics are the funniest things! Love it.

OMG, did u haf 2 put Draco in leather? I am drooling and the apartment is getting flooded. Cottage cheese in a condom? That's truly disgusting. Conjoined twins? That's kinky. This was great.

You are awesome! How can you be so clever when you are drunk? Love the title! I stumbled across this and had to read it. I haven't laughed this hard at a fic in a while. So funny! The Apparation sound effects, Harry's Tom Selleck-like mustache, Draco the pirate, Neville's 40 gazillion disease prevention charms, Blaise's silent Silencio, 7.2 seconds, all the puns! Your word choices under the influence are fabulous. And the drunken misspellings do add to the charm. There was one word I think you spelled a different way every time, and every time it made me laugh. So fun!

Lmfao, imagination is a powerful thing. Powerful, and dangerous.
CLiT for short?
Conjoined twins?
Male orgies?
I'm dreading visiting "Begas" lol
My favorite quote "But he didn't, so they didn't." Lol as if that explains everything...you know what...it does. It explains everything.
Loved it, no I hadn't read this one yet.
Mrs. R. A. B.

And no one even mentioned Ann-Margaret! What a hoot! ;)

Haha, love that bit at the end. I admit it took a while for me to comprehend, buy I did have a little laugh when it did. Genius work! :)

bwahahaha! this is fab! fever lost vague ass!

Roflmao XD that was funny as hell draco is so gonna be sick from hermione hahaha.

I always find the details that you cram into a Firewhisky fic to be hilarious.

Like the fact that she stared at him - UNBLINKING - for 7.2 seconds. LOL

That Pansy ended up shagging Blaise in the end was funny, too.

Bag of Holding. ROFL! Way to cross fandoms!

And that condom portkey - ewwwwww!

Oh god. You are just a wonderful human being you know that? Stay drunk my friend.