Reviews for Bess Marvin's Guide to Not Dating Criminals
Anonymous chapter 1 . 9/19/2019
Great story, please continue.
Guest chapter 1 . 12/29/2017
OMG! The amount of amazing one-liners in this fic is insane! This is incredibly brilliant and funny!

And what have we learned from all this (aside from the amount of mail Bess gets from international prisons)? That Frank should date Nancy and Bess should date Joe. lol. Wouldn't that solve all the problems?
CorkyBookworm1 chapter 1 . 7/16/2017
Oh my gosh, I think my spleen is broken! This was absolutely brilliant! Just brilliant! And, personally, I'd LOVE to see that spreadsheet! Dude, there aren't words to explain how...amazing...that was. Wow! Gosh...I feel like I'm flying! I loved that! It ended perfectly and the exchanges among them were spot on! Even the smallest little hints here and there in the beginning were just so...original! I LOVED THIS! You should totally do it again!
Kierielle Huntington chapter 1 . 1/21/2017
Oh. My. Goodness. I LOVE this! The way you tied in so many of the books (though, I confess, I didn't recognize quite a few - I need to go back and give myself a refresher course ;) ), the way you characterized them (the way you had them snapping at each other made me think of siblings - except Frank and Nancy, of course), and their knowing, coffee-induced jabs were just wonderful. LOVE IT.
bookaholic2000 chapter 1 . 9/4/2013
Punctuation mistakes that were repeated... but good.

Joe is right... they have dated a lot of people. Honestly, I am not so sure that how they attracted so many people? Maybe they had some kind of magnet attached.
FreshKicks chapter 1 . 8/9/2013
So I was suppose to be on sparknotes reading the summary of Jane Eyre...but you know me, I got distracted by this hilarious story. I was laughing so hard my dad got curious. Then I had to lie and say how much I enjoyed reading Jane Eyre. Ugh. I hate that book. But I loved your story ;)))
Guest chapter 1 . 5/20/2013
Nice! Providing a great distraction from all the studying I'm supposed to be doing. :)
Shojobaby chapter 1 . 4/12/2013
I know four people whom I will never ask for dating tips!

God bless you,

Shojobaby
Agent Striker chapter 1 . 3/22/2013
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You are simply a genius. This was DANG awesome! Love, LOVE, LOVED IT! Just...everything about it. ;]
Guest chapter 1 . 10/1/2012
Thanks very much for writing this awesome story. I didn't recognize everything, but laughed at all the ones I did recognize.
SnowPrincess88 chapter 1 . 9/20/2012
Really cute and funny! I enjoyed it. And Bess Marvin is one of my favorite characters...she's underused in my opinion. LOL
cilepe chapter 1 . 9/19/2012
That was funny.
I've only read a few of those super mysteries where the Hardys and Nancy team up. I never got into them because they had everybody way too flippant about new dates. I am pretty attached to their established relationships.
virareve chapter 1 . 9/17/2012
Dear Lord this is gold.
PalindromePen chapter 1 . 9/7/2012
Fantastic! I love this. :D
zenfrodo chapter 1 . 9/3/2012
I'm going to echo a lot of other reviewers: this is one of the most unique HB/ND fics I've read here, and I was laughing all through it. :) Bravo!

(and wow, our Trio really *hasn't* had good luck with the folks they date, have they?)
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