- "Shittier than a constipated man's toilet after receiving a new prescription laxative?": Oh, Ralphie, you would put it that way.

Another great chapter. I loved how Wanda tried to make the party better, but of course I loved Arnold and Phoebe's adorable night in. I'm just surprised it took them that long to realize they were alone lol

I wouldn't have ever considered the possibility of a Wanda/Mikey pairing, but I like it. You really made it work. I love how D.A.'s problem with the drama was about how it could affect her grade more than anything else, and I love just how D.A. that is. Everyone was so great in this, and I just love how you write Wanda, so dumb and lovable. Yet another excellent chapter!

very emotive party

Ah, poor Jake; he didn't know what he was getting into, meeting Ralphie's friends. Another great chapter!

Happy to see this updated! And another great chapter, too. Gotta love the Tim/Janet hook-up, and of course the only thing that could keep Phoebe from banging her boyfriend is a cute puppy.

When will you update? I’ve been waiting patiently

Queen it has been months and I really need an end to this story because it’s my favorite fic of all time and if Carlos and DA don’t start dating I will die. Also Phoebe and Arnold are my favorite couple ever so you can not touch them.

I read all this and I loved it. I wonder when you'll add more?

I just want to say this is one of the best written books I’ve read in a while. I love that the characters actually act like themselves and that Janet has a soft spot for Arnold (and maybe Tim ) I’m glad there are still good books like these out here in the world!

This story was the highlight of my day! I love everything about it!

Loved each individual driving lessons. LOL at Keesha thinking she's the "normal" one. There's definitely no such thing in this group.

Of course Wanda would hear "car" and nothing else. I love that they took driver's ed together, and my god, Carlos...you and your puns. I also love Keesha being like "I'm the normal one."

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What makes this chapter is the absurdity that can only exist in Walkerville. Only they would fight so hard over this. If I remember correctly, when I was in school there was some sort of alternate assignment given to anyone who didn't want to dissect, but that was admittedly a long time ago. Little surprised Mr. Terese was so against it. I figured if Phoebe was willing to accept the consequences, he'd be OK with her standing up for her beliefs. Docile was a damn harsh word, and makes me wonder about their dynamic.

Also, psst Phoebe...the frogs were almost certainly already dead.

Wanda was great this chapter, and of course no one but a desperate Phoebe would believe she had altruistic motives here.

Awww, Ralphie. Way to step up.

Somehow I'm not surprised Walkerville schools wouldn't give the option to do another assignment if the student was uncomfortable with dissection. But good for Phoebe (and Ralphie)! It's good to see her stand up for her ideals and principles and not have it *completely* blow up in her face. I mean, it did a little, but it was no SADS incident. Another great update!