Reviews for The Romance That Never Was
Yuki Suou chapter 1 . 12/15/2013
The curses were amusing to say the least! 3 it
Torchbug chapter 1 . 7/3/2012
See! This is what I'm talking about! Hand me a scalpel, someone, I'm gonna dissect this self-insert Mary-Sue!
Watch it, Aragorn! Don't damage the merchandise!
AsianTwinkiesFTW chapter 1 . 3/25/2012
Shipwright's Trick chapter 1 . 4/2/2010
Well, that worked out well, didn't it?

'"Slash within your own families. replacing Frodo with Warwick Davis from 'Willow'. Personal slaves. Torture scenes."' : )
La Muerte Roja chapter 1 . 7/2/2006
*Flutters eyelashes* Any more? Please?

I'll be your friend if you write another chapter!
novelteas74 chapter 1 . 5/2/2005
This has to be one of the funniest stories I've read on this site. Absolutely priceless. If one were to bypass the summary, one would imagine that there really is something horrific (well, more than what's actually here) following the Fellowship because you write it rather seriously until the very end. I almost choked on my breakfast. Incredibly funny. Now, will you be updating "Cantrip" soon? (I'll check it out at the other site and see you've updated over there). It's another one of my favorite stories. You're brilliant.
Samantha Apassionata Simon chapter 1 . 12/20/2004
That was so funny! I laughed so hard I cried! *wipes tears from her eyes*
majcarter chapter 1 . 12/3/2004
HAHAHAHA! That was so funny. At first i was all nervous, but then it ended up funny. Oh god, I have to go get a paperbag, I'm hyperventilating over here, SOO FUNY!
Avro-Chan chapter 1 . 10/21/2004
*Can't stop laughing hysterically* I much i enjoy certain marysue stories..i tend to enjoy mary-sue bashing stories more XD lol excellent job. Tge beinning kinda reminded of a nature show...Don't ask me why o.O
xthinkxhappyxthoughtsx chapter 1 . 9/6/2004
Oh dear, you know, people never seem to credit the fellowship with any sense, personally i feel that legolas would indeed shoot any strange people that suddenly start fawning over them. Of course, i can't really talk having written (and still writing) a falling into M.E fic myself, but in my defense none of the charecters are Mary Sues, they dont go out with any of the charecters. Anywho, as with all of your fics this made me laugh.

Oh, this has more to do with the stone from the sea but I thought I would tell you this, I printed the story out, or rather my dad did, and them my sister started reading it whilst i was in Switzerland with my friend. I think she reviewed it under the name of Dante's Prayer, anywho, when Bergil died and you wrote the sentence And thus Bergil son of Beregond passed from this world (or something like that) she crossed passed from this world out and replaced it with, fell into sleep for a hundred years, and when you wrote never again to be seen from the white tower, she added for a hundred years onto it. Sorry, I know that has little to do with this story but it made me laugh when i reread your story and found those added notes.

Anyway, good story. Namarie
itsbitterbaby chapter 1 . 8/26/2004
Lol. U go girl. i scared my cat away when i began laughing, and it still hasn't come back. u have to do a sequel, however short
Estelgirl chapter 1 . 2/6/2004
"Shoot it Legolas, for the love of Valinor, SHOOT IT!"
"Do not fall victim to its unearthly beauty, rare hair and or eye coloring!"
"What if it's discovered its special powers?"
"Slash within your own families, replacing Frodo with Warwick Davis from 'Willow'. Personal slaves. Torture scenes."
"By my count, that's the fourth this week. Gandalf, how long did you say this journey would take us to complete?"
This is GREAT. This is really funny. It has a Mary-Sue character, but the story is not exactly a Mary-Sue itself. It's a self-insertion, but has a nice plot. And you kept the characters in-character...in a humorous sort of way. This is a great fic!
Arandil chapter 1 . 1/30/2004
I want to say that I am one of the "talented authors " that writes one of "those lovely romance fics". Well, I don't know how talented or lovely, but you know what I'm saying. That being said, I LOVE your story. My two favorite things in the world are angst and humor. And I also love authors that keep the canon characters in character. Great job!
Hugs and Cookies,
Arandil
lomeloke chapter 1 . 1/22/2004
I snorted. I cried. You poor thing, to swoon and only be assulted by some ranger. Who has ever heard of such poor treatment of a MS? At least your death has you remaining forever tall, slim, with amazing hair and/or eye color, and such a gem of a personality...
gundamkiwi chapter 1 . 12/8/2003
That was seriously one of the funniest LoTR fics I've ever read. Beautiful. I'd like to offer some advice on grammar or plot development, but you've done such an awesome job on that, I can't find anything to pick at. All around, awesome job. _
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