It was jammed with jam. Brilliant.

lol this is so amusing

I-I-I c-can't st-stop la-laughing! XD DANG I WANNA SEE MATTIE WEARING MIB SUNGLASSES! Also if this ever came up as a real theory of the world I wold totally support it! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE A SECOND CHAPTER!

Omigosh, I'm typing with a dextrose on. I frickin enjoyed the entire story and I gotta say that the neuralyzer (did I spell that right?) was my favorite part. Badass Matt, RusAmeCan Broship? PERFECTION.

Haha, we wish. Interesting ideas you have rolling around your head.

MIB HETALIA STYLE?! I LOVE YOU FOT THIS!

*cackles forever and ever amen*

This. Is. Fucking. HILAROUS! And the refrences... OH GOD THE REFRENCES! SPACE BALLLLLSSSS FOREVAAH

*Rofl* Hilarious.)) The worst thing is that your story actually makes more sense, than goverments trying to compare with their c... military budgets.

Fanfiction? This is the truth man.
Lol, love the MIB in this.

rofl. THat is fantastically funny. :) Government conspiracies. Lol.

I love so much... (Though why have you now told the rest of the world about our space defense, I don't get.)

so thaaaaaata why the military costs so much, makes sense

I totally believe that that is the reason why the military budget is so high. That really is the only logical explanation. XD

I pretty much only notices men in black and dr. who. great story! I laughed all through the sudden space battle! aaand pudding! only a dessert so delectible could foul a million dollar Alien defence program! finally Canada owns an alien bear and men in black brain cancer flashbeams! oh Canada! XD