Poor Lestrade

Poor Greg. He's been putting up with Sherlock longer than any one. :)

Lmao Lestrade not really knowing what following Sherlock around entailed.

well written..was interesting to read

love the reference to John being in New Zealand... Maybe Sherlock can visit and scare a bunch of people :)

"He's much better at it than you are." Oh God, I love that. It's so Sherlock. I really love the entire thing...

Oh God, poor Lestrade. I'm starting to wonder how John does it all myself!

Hilarious! Well done!

XD genius! this is fantastic! wow thank you for keeping sherlock in character.:D

Bahahahaha. Lovely story. Really liked the interplay. Characterization was spot on. Very fun plot here too. :D

This is a great story. Really enjoyed it. Thanks for sharing!

Poor Lestrade. being John watson is nothing to be sneezed at. Not everyone can be so awesome. great story I loved it!

Loved the last bit.

"He located the mobile and fumbled to bring up the text messages. The first, as predicted, was from Sherlock.

Your replacement is being obtuse. Tell him to leave me alone.

The second was from Dimmock, which simply read:

WTF is a mind palace?

Lestrade sighed and texted back to tell Sherlock to behave himself and Dimmock to ease off. Then he went back to filling out incident reports, where he got to use wonderful phrases like 'then Sherlock climbed the side of the building and retrieved the tortoise'."

This is awesome;) Brilliant! Wonderful! Extraordinary! Hilarious!

Wonderful, absolutely wonderful! Love the humor.