I... uh yeah... umm... hmmm.

LMHO! That was funny!

Ungrateful hillbilly. LOL
Really liked this AU Mercedes too.

I'm not really into smut but damn if I'm not fanning myself right now!

This wasn't SlightlySleazySam, this was SleazeballToTheUmpteenthDegr eeSam. Regardless, it was hot.

Awesome! More please :)

Are you going to give us more? 'cause you cant just let us hanging like that. We need more!
Well, I need more of this story...please make it a two-shot?
-BB

Wifey hey! I laughed so hard at Sam's awkwardness. The smut was good stop being self conscious about it.

She was a rolling stone…how poetic.

“…signifying the frosting on her shit-tacular day…” DO I KNOW ABOUT THOSE, OR DO I KNOW ALL ABOUT THOSE? ! I know just who will help turn her day around, making it ‘abulous’. (pppbbbtttt, I couldn’t help it)

“He smelled yummy, like fresh cut grass and salty sweat”… can I get that scent at the Yankee candle shop? Second thought never mind, it would just lead to too many rogue thoughts. I have enough of those without smellovision while I read ff.

See how much I luvs you? I know that this is going to be some smutastic OC samcedes strangersmex story, but ima read and review for you anyway. I mean sammy’s not wholesome like sweet tea and American pie (I have no idea why I think that he is, but dammit in my head he is.)

“She wouldn't call herself a pro but she knew what to expect once she entered a stranger's vehicle in a skimpy outfit.” Im getting worried right about now. That sentence does not fill me with confidence about how this is going tounravel into the smuttyness. #smuttyness

Repay him for his kindness? Oh sam you lecherous horndog. Ha! At first I wrote horndong. That works too! Is it wrong that I think she shouldn’t use SAT words like commodity whilst she strokes the sexy stranger’s bulging manparts? Then you call them swollen goods and I am starting to calculate the going market value…

So I knew it was coming and still it surprised me! What the hell just happened? They are parked on the side of the road in the rain, doing it? Ummhhmmm, that’s what I thought.

...this is the part where you image all of the fun things i am saying about the actual smut. b/c i have no idea what to do other than read it and blush...a lot...

You should write smut more often when you are ill, this was good. Hot without grossing me hell out and that is just right. Maybe I’m just easily grossed out…idk, but either way I luvvved this. Mercedes was very WHAM BAM THANKYOU SAM and I have no idea if she planned for it to go down like this or not, but it twas awesomely worth it.

YOU SHOULD DO THIS AS A 2-SHOT and regale us with what happened that night. But she totes has to roll out like it was nothing in the morning, telling him ‘thanks for the ride, steve’. Cause a rolling stone gathers no moss.

#nomoss xxxx

Ooh. Hot damn mess. Awesomesauce.

Bahahahaha. your fiance was soooo right. sam came off as super leering, but if anybody can pull leering and still hold my love it definitely sam. at first i was worried cause i knw mercedes wouldnt be the type to say ''let me hop on dis here dick for a ride ''but you made it believable so kudos to you ;)

this can't be a one-shot deal... you have to followup on what happened aftetwards! hehehe...

You be CRAZY woman! But i guess you already revel in it. And it definitely sounds like you and your fiancee are perfect for each other in the way thay you think! Ha ha!

So to the phone review: Mercedes the rolling stone. Get's picked up by a stranger who introduces himself in the sexiest way possible: 'hi i'm Sam and i'm sweaty and gross!'

Cue conversation that made me cringe so badly!

This version of Mercedes is a very bad girl. And yeah, i see Sam all sweaty with maybe a belly and cigarette stained yellow fingers. (but this is Sam and he would NEVER let himself go like that, thankfully!)

And then smut. I can't review smut, i have to review the innocent stuff surrounding it.

But then you put that hint at the end of the potential of someting more. What's the worst that could happen? (tries hard not to think of bdy parts strewn over miles of the interstate...)

As usual you've totally cracked me up. Everything you write makes me smile. And speaking of making me smile... Gimme a B! Gimme an L! Gimmie an O! Gimme an O! Gimmie a D! Gimmie an L!...

Okay i think you get the hint...

Emz x

Lol, bless you and your soon to be hubby.

Oh man, this was raw, wrong, dirty, and perfect, lol.

Mercedes was such a right bitch and Sam had an itch he needed scratched. Mercedes put it on him though. I mean, damn homie, she could be a killer and you want her to move in? Lol, yep, boy is gone.

Nice though. A good little morsel of AU Samcedes, so you know I love it.

So about BLB...;)

So good. So freaking hot. :)