Hahahahahahaha! another great story! love these Firewhisky fics! :)

I worshipthe ground you waplek on, woman! This one is truly your peace duh restistantce. Nice card ref :P

I was already cracking up, but then I read the plungies and lost it. Hilarious.

The spelling mistakes were so annoying - Part of the charm? Crap. Stopped reading half way through!

Oh my goodness. This story really made me laugh! It seems like you got more drunk as the story went on.

Congrats on spelling Oedipus drunk by the way. ;) I believe you spelled it right. A random question, but do you ever find yourself spelling words out loud while you're writing these fics to see if you're spelling it right? Or trying to? :P

I love your random comments throughout the story too. Fabulously hilarious!

I'm no Cowboys fan, but that sounded like a bit of an insult. :P

Is that last line a hint of July's theme?

Haha, how did I miss this one? I didn't get the alert. Anywho! So funny, you weird and wonderful woman!
Ps. should I get Voldemort out to avada some sense into that retarded reviewer? She really seems to not have all her braincells in a row.

LAUGHED MY EFFING ARSE OFF! the poor buggers on the Tube gave me a wide berth by the time i got to 'hot plungies' part, cackling like an insane witch. No one EVER will come close to you in articulating drunk fics.

This was probably the zaniest one of the bunch so far of your Firewhiskey Fics!

"extra flexible labia" - LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

You are the queen of drunken sex rants. :)

Ok I loved this...

Also, FOR ANYONE LOOKING AT THE REVIEWS:
I would hope its obvious that she was NOT writing this sober by the title containing the word FIREWHISKEY. Lay off her back for misspelling it's apart of the magic of being able to keep a CLEAR mind and have an obvious PLOT still there and be drunk. So overlook the misspelt words and please people when youre confused use some inference skill. Read, absorb it, and enjoy it. If you didnt know that she was obviously not sober while writing this then there's the answer to your befuddlement...

._. Sorry for raging so hard. . loved the fic though.

LOL wut? Omg I'm so used to being a grammar Nazi that reading something that was SUPPOSED to be misspelled was SO weird and hilarious and oh my gosh, wait is it just unedited and typed from the top of your head or were you also drunk while writing? No offense, it's just that it's so... 'woah wtf' that it's hard to believe this was done sober...

Right, this was, ahem - awkward :D Interesting

It was hard to read.. Sorry

Your spelling sucked so bad i have to ask are under 13 years old or WTF seriously spell check every thing before posting... it sounded like a good story...I mean i would sort of understand if English isn't your first language but seriously SPELL CHECK!1

I've got nothing to say except HIL-AR-I-OUS.

Ho hum, te end, la ti da.

ROFL I loooooooove your Firewhisky Fics!

Like the fact that you named her "Librarian."

Or that you talked about how every fanfiction writer does the same (wrong) quote about Hermione's intelligence.

You didn't include a bit about how everyone describes sex as being "impaled," though.

Fred Angelina George? Wooooooooo. That DOES sound like a story. ;)