I loved it, dont know if the crack was all that good but if you had written it seriously.. well it could have been emotionally touching at the very least lol

Anyway good job.

I was expecting Archer to replace his gift with a dildo. Or put a dildo in the clothes. Still, good feels.

i came here to expect Shirou gave Taiga a dildo. lol

Quest: survive the onslaught from Taiga. If sucessful you live. If you fail you die ;) (Posititve)

(Accept). (Decline)

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I can definitely say that Archer had it coming.

The only thing that seemed completely out of left field for me was the giant purple dildo. Reminds me a bit of the dildo hammer from the Saints Row games. Otherwise, you nailed Shirou, Lancer and Taiga's characterizations perfectly.

Haha! 'experience'

o.o gaint purple...u plannin a story for how archer searches for its owner to return it? lol purple means he may ask rider first...then saber...then taiga...then finally finding sakura and her busy fingers before she rapes future then he comes out of the room disheeveled and rider says oh good.u got it back to screams Why didnt you tell me?!

god...all that in my head in over a minute.

The giant purple dildo route. Oh yeaaaaaah.

haahahaha

This? Especially Archer getting KO'd by a dildo to the face? If I had that sort of money, I would commission a skilled artist, maybe from DeviantArt, and have them turn this fic into a comic.

I'm just wondering if you spelled Emiyeah on purpose or if you didn't know. Funny as heck but weird also.

I-is it possible...? Th-the legendary...T-t-t-t-taiga route?