I love this! It would be interesting to see when Elijah finally breaks down and joins the staff to see what he became.

that was ridiculous, even for mystic falls.

i'm sorry, I just can't. lmfao. brilliant. i'm so using those threats

I freaking love this

This story is gorgeous :p And absolutely hilarious.
I love it :p

oh jesus christ so hilarious and stupid but im pretty sure anyone who has lived that long is going to be quite a bit crazy

Freaking hilarious-would love another chapter? Hint hint times about a million

this is priceless, c:
xx clara

Loved this. So funny. I would love to see the Originals running the school. How the others haven't dropped out yet is beyond me. Great job!

Okay, I was VERY entertained at first, but when Klaus screamed at Gauguin I just
OMFHAHAHDSHFHAHAHAGADHAJGHDSJHGJSDHFHAFDGAHAHASDHF HASFH

But then Elijah said 'This is an intervention' and I fell from my bed.

You're BRILLIANT.
(and I'm dying X'DX'DX'D)

this is the best fic ever. ever. ever in the history of ever.

loved the hunger games and mean girls references btw

hahahhah! your stories are great! i cant stop laughing!

OH MY GOD. This is absolutely ridiculous and amusing and I just can't even deal with this, lol. Rebekah being a therapist especially, and Klaus wearing turtlenecks and using his laptop and Starbucks and I just can't even deal, lol.

This is great.

There are no words.

Klaus as a Starbucks squatting pseudo-artsy hipster. Priceless.