Theory three made me legitimately laugh out loud.

The crack theory I personally like.

Huhhhh... I could see this website working for this fic.

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Otherwise, I did LOL more than I think I would. Great job!

I think Theory two is my favorite XD. Also, i was thinking of a situation somewhat similar to this, where Sho is being forced to help someone with their math homework, or grade their math homework and finds that the person who did the homework wrote 42 for every answer.

First option is, upon seeing this, start yelling in rage and arguing with said person that, no, 42 cannot be the answer to life, the universe and everything.

Option two, or a continuation is that Sho finds that somehow he has lost his argument and is as a result have a brain aneurysm.

Great one-shot. I don't like Minamoto but this was cute anyways. :)