Al menos están vivos

The first time I read this, I was in the quiet section of a library. It was a mistake. After several snorts of laughter which I was unable to contain, I finally lost it at 'I shall envision a fitting end for you yet'. By this time I was crying from laughing so hard, and the entire room was looking at me, and I had to walk out.
There's only one story besides this that has ever made me laugh out loud. Thanks for the most humorous story on this site!

I will sit on needles until you finish, wonderful so far and bound to get even better the further you go I'm sure. Although with how long it's been you just might not finish

Wow just had to pause for a moment almost died of laughter with Sherlock trying to eat John so funny I could even see this happening in my head thank you so much, I really can't thank you enough.

wonderful first chapter! So looking forward to the different ideas in Sherlock's mind. Poor John having to deal with such a flatmate but Se la vie.

Really, really good. I know you probably won't continue, but if you can that would be awesome...

This is super creative and funny and what the heck are you doing it's been like two years! Get back on this! Thanks! (btw I loved the Weather Girls' song, very appropriate in a twisted way that I'm not going to think too hard about)

Loving this! Even the fact that I can't tell if sherlock is joking anymore(Although I'm seriously hoping he is!)
Also I freakin LOVED the Sebastian-Moriarty interplay. BRILLIANT!
I hope you write more.
- SPIH

You are terrifying, and fantastic, and hilarious, and a genius, and would you PLEASE update? Pleeeeeaaaassseeeeeee!
This story is too marvelously brilliant to be abandoned!

Hello Author. I am very amazed in this brilliant creation of yours. I really love it. Please continue writing this awesome fiction of yours.

Absolutely amazing. Really, truly.
I am very dissappinted that you haven't updated in a YEAR, but this story is still amazing and will be one of my favourites for sure!
Please continue it!

This is such a hilariously wonderful story. Cannot wait to read more of your writing. So, so fabulous.

Oh gods, no, no, no... you can't have given up on this! Aaaaaaaaahhh! It's ten months since the last update.

Please update.

Pretty pretty please?

This is so in-character that I'm surprised something like this hasn't already been done! And you're doing such a great job with this too! Keep it up!

Loving the story so far, still pondering how you would get the wax into the blood vessels without it coagulating, also the blood vessels collapsing... Was thinking some modified form of dialysis but that wouldn't really work without skin... Good pondering thoughts though... Thank you for the brain fodder.